Christ, Did I Miss Another Damn Rapture Again?

The big news today is that there was supposed to be another rapture. It was to happen today. Or tomorrow. The pastor from South Africa who was predicting it didn’t seem to be able to quite pin down the exact time or day.Which makes sense. It says in the Bible that no man knows the time or date of God’s return.These dumbasses would do well to remember that. Every time another predicted rapture date comes and goes, it just makes the person saying it look ridiculous. But such is the way most religious things tend to go. I’m not a believer in such fairy tales at this stage of my life.Thank you for listening to this one. I appreciate you lending me your ears. If I don’t show up with a new episode tomorrow, I guess I’ll have been wrong.So, see you then. &:^)If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe