Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma

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Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier. Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats. Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise. Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik. Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova. Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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