Christmas Ghost Stories

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Yeah, because it's an end of summer going back to school, son. That really is when I use it, because that is the most wonderful time of the year. That means that it's technically a Christmas song. Have you guys ever wondered about that line, scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmas long long ago?

Why the heck do they talk about scary ghost stories or Christmas time? It's a Halloween thing, right? Right. Well, that's what we're going to discuss tonight.

We're going to talk about that very thing. Scary ghost stories at Christmas. Yes. Do you know where it came from?

Hmm, kind of. Yeah, I mean, we just talked about how October was so busy that the first half of November, we just kind of like, ooh, right? And then by the time we've decompressed in the holidays, again, and it just gets hard to ghost. And this song was written in 1963.

I actually thought it was older than that. Did you realize it was that young? No, I thought it was older than that. I really thought it was from like 40s.

Yeah, I would have guessed the 40s or even the 20s. But it was written in 1963. It was written by a fellow named Edward Pola and George Wiley, or Wile. I don't know how you say that.

And it was made famous by Andy Williams. So probably the Osmond's too, because Osmond's did a lot of singing with Andy Williams. But there's a really quite a long history about telling ghost stories at Christmas time. And maybe not so much here in the US, but very much so in Victorian England.

It was a huge thing of telling ghost stories at Christmas time. And probably even precedes Christmas itself, because it's more of a pagan thing. Which I found interesting in going through that. Right, so what did you run across?

Well, just the fact how young Christmas is. Like when you think of Christmas, you take Christmas like to me to the beginning, right? To the birth, not to, I don't know. I forgot what date it turned into Christmas, but it's not that old either.

It was like the 1920s or the 1880s. I don't, I've got it here somewhere. I'm very regimented in my notes. So if it's not right there, when we're talking about it, it takes forever to find it.

Right, no, I was actually surprised to because somewhere in the back of your head, I never consciously thought about it. But when I saw the date, I thought, wow, because I always kind of imagine, you know, Jesus is born in the year zero. And then every year you just put up your Christmas tree after that, you know, Mary had your Christmas tree up the next year with old Sanne's hanging on it and Candikains off the fireplace. But apparently that's not how it went down.

Oh, oddly enough. So if you listened, if you've been listening to us for any length of time, I don't know if it was last Christmas or the Christmas before, but we have talked about Christmas yule traditions. And, you know, we've talked about the yule logs and mistletoe and even, you know, Christmas tree, all of that, most of our Christmas stuff actually comes from, you know, pagan roots and pagan customs. And, you know, it's the celebration of the winter solstice and the whole idea is the winter solstice, that is the shortest day of the year.

And so it's the shortest day, therefore it's darkest day of the year, the dark hangs around, longer on that day than any other day, right? And we're getting close. It's getting dark early. I don't mind it getting dark early.

It doesn't, I know a lot of people that really bother me. The only thing is, it's just weird because you're in the car, you're driving around, it feels like it's midnight, your exhaust. And you look at the clock, it says five, thirty, you're like, oh, right? I guess it's not bedtime.

He doesn't makes me want to go to bed early. Yeah. So because of the long cold night, you'll was also considered by a lot of people to be the day when spirits and ghosts were more likely to interact with you. And so that's one of the reasons why the tradition of telling ghost stories could go all the way back just to you, you know, even before it was transformed into Christmas.

You know, the idea of the ghosts and the spirits of your family and you're sitting around like it's dark, what else are you going to do, right? You go sit around the fireplace and you tell stories. And if on that longest darkest day of the year you're thinking about your family that's passed, you know, and I'm sure from there things just go crazy. Yeah, it goes from reminiscing about, you know, Uncle George getting drunk and falling asleep in the beans and, you know, and then suddenly he's rattling chains in the kitchen.

Well, one of the things, a lot of this goes back to kind of the pre-Victorian and Victorian England, you know, before you really had electric lights and those kinds of things. And so when it got dark, it got dark, I mean, you had candles and they were lamp oil and lamps and different things. But, you know, if you think about pre-Victorian England and all of the traditions that are going on, the different things that they're doing and the fog and the long, the long, long nights and everything else. And that was just one of those times when it was, that's when you tell those stories.

It just kind of fits right into that. And that was one of those things that made it into Christmas traditions was the ghost stories. And you see that a little bit in the Dickens Scrooge book where they were the ghost stories and everything else. Right.

So one of the things that was to Christmas past present and future. Right. And there's a Barbie version of that. Did you watch that today?

We watched the Barbie version today. I tend a little girl and we watched Barbies Christmas Carol. And there's a Christmas past, Christmas future. We're going to get a movie review on it too.

Oh no. We survived it. What's funny is Christmas, you know, today Christmas is so commercial and so important. And I mean, literally the only thing I don't like about Christmas time is it feels like your life is shut down because you can't do anything until you get past Christmas and you got to go to the party and you got to go to that party and you can't, you know, sketch only thing because you might have, you know, grandma might call in one party on this night.

And, um, but it didn't, it wasn't always that way. It wasn't always, you know, so overwhelming important. In fact, fact, Oliver Cromwell, who was the 17th century, you know, Puritan leader for the church and the government, he actually kind of targeted Christmas, you know, in the height of his power when he could do so and, you know, try to squash the frivolity and decadence that he saw in that. And, you know, he tried to eradicate it to the point he even banned Christmas Carols.

Yeah, the celebration of Christmas, not Christ's mass, but the celebration of this. The decadence and frivolity part, you know, it's banned the Christmas Carols and the parties and, you know, he wanted it to go back to just the religious aspect totally. And so it was, you know, by about the mid-1800s, it was a day where most people just worked and it wasn't considered important enough to really celebrate. Yeah, and you can see that a little bit in the Christmas Carol story where, you know, he was, what's the guy's name?

I forget the father, you know, he was expected to be there at work on Christmas and it was a big deal that Scrooge kind of gave him half a day off. Right. So that's where Charles Dickens kind of comes in because he's seen, wow, you know, everyone's working and everyone's so focused on almighty dollar, you know, I guess, the pound in England, they don't have dollars in England, then helping those that were less fortunate. He kind of noticed that Christmas is at the end of the year, at the end of the year, at least at the time, people would kind of, you know, reminisce about death and those that they'd lost and, you know, kind of like in a year's resolution in a way, not a resolution, but, you know, remember it.

Remember it's, I mean, even now you get to the best of 2021 or, you know, what is it? You can almost call it a post-mortem. Kind of. I mean, on TikTok right now, as I scroll through, you know, it's one of the best videos of 2021.

So, you know, it's kind of the Dickens era of the best of let's sit around and talk about our relatives. So that's when he kind of merged all these concepts together, you know, to come up with Ebeneage or Scrooge, you know, who's kind of, so, you know, really focused on his financial gain and not helping the poor and then these ghosts are coming and helping him reminisce. And if this is a spoiler, you all need a good life because the story's been around for a long time. You know, he visits his life and it has beginnings and, you know, the mid and then he gets the ending of how it could end if he didn't shape up.

He wrote this in 1863, the novel of Christmas Carol, and it was an instant classic. And then because of that, Christmas started to become a little bit bigger in Victorian society. And then this, especially in England, is kind of what led to, you know, Christmas traditions coming back after Cromwell had squished him. It kind of went wild.

And as you know, we've talked about Victorians here and there. This would be a good topic to just talk about Victorians on a podcast. But they're very macabre. The Victorians, they were creepy as heck.

You know, they would, you know, their family members would take pictures of them and close on, you know, I mean, of course they'd close on their lives and run naked, but you know, they'd put special clothes on them and take pictures of them and, you know, red hair into really, I mean, they're creepy. Victorian people were creepy. So to sit around and tell both stories just kind of fits in with all the creepy stuff. Very steam-puckish.

Yes. So there was an author, I just saw his name where did it go. Boom, boom, boom. Oh, Jerome Cage-Rome.

This was in 1891 and he compiled a bunch of stories. His collection of Christmas ghost stories is called Told After Supper. And he said, whenever five or six English-speaking people met round of fire on Christmas Eve, they start telling each other ghost stories. And a whole bunch of ghost story authors popped up.

And so some of their names are E.F. Benson, Elgernon Blackwood, J.H. Riddle. And they actually laid the groundwork for 20th century tales by people, AM Burridge, Emma James, apparently in order to be a scary ghost writer.

You have to just go by two initials in your life. So we've kind of talked about the English and what they did. And we're going to bring in the Scottish and the Irish as well. As they started coming to America, they're going to bring their own customs with them.

I don't have a problem with moving to another country and doing your own thing. If I move to Spain, I'm still probably going to celebrate the Fourth of July. The Scottish people were very much into Sam Hain, which is the pagan holiday. That actually is Halloween.

They brought that with them. The immigrants at that time really were hoping to focus on the day of their heritage. But the lore of demons and spirits and a lot of the afterlife just became very more popular in the mainstream culture. That's kind of when it's cemented more into Halloween and kind of sloughed off from Christmas.

So the ghost story has kind of went up to the Halloween area, Halloween time more so than the Christmas time because we brought in other myths, the Santa Claus, the Rudolph, all of the other kinds of things that were very much more St. Nicholas and those kinds of stories more around Christmas and giving rather than the darker side of. Right. And so it was then at least in America where those two holidays really kind of took a divergence and created their own Halloween-as-go stories and Christmas is more Santa and Christ and presents and elves and not so much ghost stories.

But the line in the song stays there. Because they're still our scary ghost stories. Absolutely. So I wanted to talk about the creepy Victorians and Christmas a little bit more.

Because I almost wonder if I should have lived back then. Because all the creepy stuff. I like it. So besides taking pictures of their deceased relatives and telling ghost stories at Christmas, did you know that they also sent super bizarre Christmas cards?

Like morbid Christmas cards? Is that a tradition we should pick up on? It's more of a Christmas card. Yes.

I think we should start sending more of Christmas cards to our friends. So let me tell you a little bit about some of what they did. So they were morbidly humorous. They featured murderous frogs and anthropomorphic insects.

So human-like insects? Yes. Murders frogs stabbing and looting a fellow amphibian. St.

Nicholas- That is funny. Right. And morbid. St.

Nicholas peeping through windows and stuffing children into his gift sack. Which kind of comes from Krampus. Giant waltzing insects and dead robins. So little different than the cards we sent now.

Yeah, dead robins. That would be a little- Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.

Here's a frog stabbing an insect. So why did they do this? They wanted these cards to be conversation starters. I wanted them to be shocking.

And I think if someone sent me some weird Christmas card, it would definitely- Because these days should be like, what the heck? You take a picture of it and you would post it on Facebook or TikTok or Instagram. And see how many likes you get? See how many likes you get it or hashtag?

Yeah. Hashtag could be Christmas card. That would be great though. Right.

So conversation starters. Some of these really just morbid out there designs were influenced by folklore customs. For instance, in England, robins and rans were considered sacred species. There's an author of a book called Christmas Curiosity's Old Dark and Forgotten Christmas.

His name is John Grossman. Said images of dead birds might have been used to elicit Victorian sympathy. And might reference common stories of poor children freezing to death at Christmas. So they weren't just morbid.

They were supposed to almost be like a political cartoon in a way. You get to think. Think about some other things and some issues and conversation starters ways to start talking about current issues at the times. So I thought that was kind of cool.

Well done. Well done. Creepy Christmas card. I didn't say back then.

They didn't have as much entertainment. They didn't have Facebook and Twitter and TikTok. So TV or radio. And TV or radio.

Exactly. Church was a big deal. It was the social event of the week. It is still a big deal.

Is it still the social event of the week? To some people. For sure. So here's just a couple of little interesting tidbits I found.

Historically, December 25th, that's a close link to the Pre-Christian Solstice Festival that would view midwinter as a time when the light dies and the veil between the world of the living and the dead is the most thin. We've already kind of touched on that a little bit. But the American goth legend writer Ed Grahrelan Poe set his poem The Raven in the bleak month of December. So that kind of goes back to kind of the morbidity and creepy things.

This is the first time that the tradition of scary ghost stories actually lingered until the early 20th century because magazines would regularly run ghost stories in their Christmas issue. People kind of hung onto this for quite some time. I just kind of looked up some of these creepy ghost stories. So if you want to start a new tradition of telling creepy ghost stories around the tree at Christmas Eve, here are some good ones to look into.

One is called the KitKat Bat. I'm sorry. It doesn't say KitKat. That would be a modern day candy bar.

It's called The Kit Bag by Algernon Blackwood. And I'll just read you the little summary in this 1808 tale from prolific ghost story writer Algernon Blackwood. Algernon Blackwood gets more than he bargained for when he borrows a travel bag from his employer who has just found innocent of murder. It has everything you expect in a Christmas story, snow, family, good cheer, and a whole lot.

You'll never see coming. I almost feel like I need background music to this like I'm doing a movie trailer. Algernon Blackwood gets more than he bargained for. If you're familiar with the holiday, that's why she gets paid the big bucks.

That movie The Holiday. Yeah, that is what you've disturbed us why I don't get paid the big bucks for this. Okay. Dark Christmas by Jeanette Wintersen, a group of friends, heads to high, high fallen house Victorian gentlemen's residence for the holidays.

What an old fashioned nativity set appears in the attic. What is meant to be an idyllic trip takes a creepy turn. That one sounds interesting to me. And these stories, none of them are super long.

I mean, they were longer than I wanted to read on the podcast, but they're not. It's not like a... They're short stories. They're short stories.

So the next one, Oh Whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad, by M.R. James. While on a seaside vacation for the holiday, a snootie professor discovers an old whistle with a strange Latin inscription. Unable to translate the warning, he blows it, setting off a series of eerie and utterly creepy events.

Dun dun dun. The next one is called Sme by A.M. Burge. A group of young people play hide and seek on Christmas Eve, and this ghost story from A.M.

Burge, of course, they discover much more than each other in the rooms of the house where a young girl died. Sounds like an interesting story. That's my number two. Now, this next one, I'm going to absolutely slaughter the pronunciation.

So, bear with me. Ophodile by Chimamanda Ngozi Adiichi. Sounds good, probably wrong. In this chilling tale, written by Americana author Chimamanda Nogi Adiichi, for the Guardians Christmas Ghost Story series, it's the lives of a Nigerian family that are disrupted when a new neighbor stops by the visit.

But who is the ghost in this emotional tale? You will have to read to find out. That would sound interesting too. So, yeah, give those a look.

Go back and listen to those authors that I listed off if you want to hear some good Victorian creepy ghost tales. Dun dun. There's a reason that we don't make movie trailer soaks. Hey, before we go to the bucket list, I would like to remind everybody about our shop at advancedcarrenormal.com.

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Those sound like some pretty good stocking stuffers to me. So, bucket list is actually brought to us by the Barbrae Coast Saloon, and Chad and I went there for the... Bridge. Bridge.

On Sunday, and it was... What did you think? Amazing. It was amazing.

I had the... The burrito? It was like the Southwest burrito. The Smothered Burrito.

Breakfast burrito. That was really good. And their hash browns are too die for. And I had the chicken fried steak and hash browns and eggs.

And it was a lot of food. Yeah. So, I had to bring half of the home. So, I had to bring it for breakfast and dinner.

Wow. So, amazing. Wow. Okay.

Do you have a bucket list for us? Today, I would like to talk about the Edinburgh Castle in Scotland. I thought... I ran across it in a book and it just really intrigued me.

The first thing it says, the spirits of the doomed echo through this much besieged fortress and prison intrigues me. And I want to go there. And then when I was telling Raven about it, she even gave me more of a reason why I would want to go there. Yeah, I've been there.

When you go there's a little area kind of near the chapel, if I remember it right, because it's been a few years. But if you look over the wall, and I want to start to look over the wall, we actually had a tour guide and he told us to look over the wall. But if you look over the wall, there's a little pet cemetery there. And that's where they bury the military dogs and the animals, dogs, cats that belong to the military personnel that were there.

That's kind of cool. Stephen King could read a book about it. Pet cemetery. I don't think it was about that.

Not that. Cemetery. It was about a pet cemetery. Not the pet cemetery, but a pet cemetery.

Yeah. And there are so many stories about Edinburgh Castle. There's one about a piper. Because there's a bunch of tunnels underneath it.

And they sent a piper walking because they figured, you know, a bagpiper because bagpipes, if you've ever heard them in person, they're super loud. Really? Yes. So the idea is we'll send this piper down the tunnel and he'll just walk and play because we'll be able to track it from up above.

And oh, this beard gone, back, back, back, back. We're gone. Never really. Never was seen again.

The back piping stopped. Never saw him again. Never. Does that make you want to go back pipe?

No. In the tunnels? No, but it doesn't make me want to. So when you go, when you go rogue, I'm coming with you because I want to go there and go to cat.

Because when I went there, I wasn't in the ghost hunting mind. But I am now. So we're going to go there and ghost hunt. Perfect.

Because all sorts of stuff went down there. Sounds like a road trip. It does. Hey, before we do the junk drawer, I just want to remind you that you can get Supernatural Hour Swag at advancedpairnormal.com.

So we've got some cool tapestries. There's some cool. Awesome. Also, stalking stuffers.

You do the stalking stuffer idea? There you go. You're welcome. Yeah.

Jump on it quickly. Because it does come. But it's great. We've got lots of stuff there.

So you can get Supernatural Hour Swag at advancedpairnormal.com. So it is Jump drawer time. And I have to put a little disclaimer on this one. So when it comes to our podcast rating, like if we did a rating system like GPG stuff like that, if you've listened to us for any length of time, you know that we've kind of cleaned it up.

We've been a little better. I would say we have been PG to PG-13, depending on the day. Back in the day, sometimes we'd have to give the entire podcast a disclaimer. This is an R-rated podcast.

Sometimes we could get a little out there. I was just scrolling through Facebook one day. And I found the perfect jump drawer. Which is?

It's perfect. I'm not done with my disclaimer. This this this borders on on extreme PG-13 into R. If I just read it, it's probably R.

I will I will try to PG-13 it. But here's your disclaimer because we try to keep it clean so that all ages can listen to this with parental consent. If they want their kids listening to scary go stuff. If you have someone that you don't want to hear PG-13 bordering on R stuff or if you don't want to hear it, bye.

Love you. Now's a good time to turn the podcast off. I will try to keep this as clean as possible. But this is amazing.

You all got to hear this. Like in a bad way. Like it's so bad it's good. Trainwreck kind of thing.

Yes. Yes, it is. I just lost it. It's a trainwreck thing.

It's a it's a you guys know what goodreads is. Yeah, isn't that like a kind of a service that gives you information and summaries of books and things like that. Yeah, you can go on. Yeah, so this has 3.4 stars out of five.

On goodreads. On goodreads. It's written by a goodreads author like I'm dragging this out. This is Fence by Harleton Melick the third.

And it's called the haunted vagina. Okay. I'm about to jump on that food. Okay, I will try to keep this clean.

If I just read it, it's not going to be clean. I'm just going to read this. Okay, I'm reading this and if you want to read the actual thing, go to Goodreads. Look it up.

I'm going to read it and I'm going to try to edit it to keep it as clean as possible. It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead. Which you can see Rob's face. Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend Stacy.

Unfortunately, their romantic life has been suffering as of late because Steve was worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's nether regions. She says that her nether regions is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve on the other hand, and I'm adding this, is sane.

And he completely disagrees. He thinks that the haunted nether regions of his girlfriend is a big deal. It's an issue. An issue.

Okay. Oh, it just gets better, folks. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of relations, Stacy learns that her nether regions is actually a doorway to another world. It gets better, folks.

She persuades Steve to climb inside of her, to explore this workplace. You're raising your hand, Rob. I had it. No, I'm not.

Okay. Just in case you missed that, I'll read it again. She persuades Steve, her boyfriend, to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside...

I think of a woman is this. I don't know. People are coming out, people are going in. I don't know.

It's a must read. It's a must read. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return. Especially once inside.

Yes, once inside, he finds it difficult to return, especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs. You raised your hand again. No, I just can't believe it. I'm just throwing my hands up in the middle of the week.

So if you want to find out more about this book, The Haunted Vagina by Carlton, Melick III. I'm good reads. I'm good reads. And I'm sure, I don't know, maybe you can get it on Amazon.

I didn't look because I'm happy. I'm good with what I know. I don't need to know anymore. That's enough.

That's funny. I honestly hope they never turned that into a movie. Yeah. No lifetime movie needed.

Yeah, so there you go. If you need a good book to read, I don't know that that's it. But I'm interested in it. No.

I don't know if that, no, no. Okay. Well, thank you for that, Raven. That was awesome.

Yeah, I knew that would probably make you day better. Anyway, on that note, stay smooth. My Haunty friends. Love you, Nicholas.

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