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Dec 8, 2024 53 min

Christmas Special - Elfie: Chapter 2

from LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

What would Santa be without his loving and supportive wife Mrs. Claus? That's exactly my point! So of course, at the top of the priority list for Liam and Elfie, is planning a lane night invasion to capture a woman for him to marry... well not marry exactly, more like force into the role of Harem caretaker. With the freedom to choose any woman in the world, you might expect Liam to consider the red carpet's hottest supermodels or Hollywood sweethearts... but why go to the trouble of leaving Sliverton when there's a perfectly good horse veterinarian with a drinking problem, who you went out with in high school, right around the corner! Never mind that you can teleport yourself instantly with the Christmas Magic! In this second chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - we get a deeper understanding of Santa's true role and what the festivities of the season really entail for him... something slightly naughtier than a snog under the mistletoe! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and an (arguably) questionable attitude to consent! If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do! If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688 Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise! If you want to get in contact with the podcast: Email: [email protected] Tweet: @letsgetsexypod Instagram: @letsgetsexypodcast Facebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast ----- Erotic Stories Amateur Erotica Erotic Fiction Spicy Stories Steamy Tales Adult Storytelling Sensual Fiction Romance & Erotica Audio Erotica Naughty Narratives Comedy Commentary Funny Erotica Comedic Reactions NSFW Humor Satirical Erotica My Dad Wrote A Porno Laugh & Lust Roast the Romance Playful Commentary Spice with Snark Tongue-in-Cheek Storytime Podcast Reaction Podcast Audio Entertainment Late Night Listening After Dark Podcast Adult Comedy Podcast Narrative Commentary Dramatic Readings Improvised Commentary Story Breakdown 18+ Only Grown Folks Podcast Couples Listening Sex-Positive Open-Minded Humor Guilty Pleasure Bedroom Laughs Wine Night Podcast Cheeky Flirty Playfully Explicit Campy Romance Over-the-Top Drama Cringe Comedy Unfiltered Lighthearted NSFW Spicy & Silly Dramatic & Dirty

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