Clanker Is Buying Christmas Gifts: GM Farcaster ep320

Clanker Is Buying Christmas: GM Farcaster ep320 Friday December 12, 2025  TLDR: Studio chaos + hat day kicks things off 🎩 Farcaster is “dead” but mysteriously stable as DAU charts tell lore-filled stories 📈 feature requests, bug threads, signer fixes, and growth angst continue 🛠️ Clanker Spotlight spreads holiday cheer with real gifts 🎁✨ Linda is a national treasure, negativity is bad, and everyone should revoke old app signers and log off when needed 🛡️ From our ChatGPT Intern: GM Farcaster opens with hat chaos and studio mix-ups, then spends the episode proving Farcaster is “very dead” by calmly analyzing DAU charts, Clanker pumps, feature requests, bugs, and why growth is still stuck in the “orders of magnitude” waiting room. Along the way, Linda becomes a protected national treasure, Clanker buys people real holiday gifts, Dan gets blamed for everything, and the official policy is: be honest, be kind, revoke your signers, and please—stop being weird online.  Show Notes and Links – some of the casts & stuff we talked about:    FC NEWS Farcaster App DAU/WAU/MAU:https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0xa94d2a91BDFOFF=benevolent dictatorfor on farcaster feature:https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0x2eec2901 annoying bugs?https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0xaf172f31 $wish ClankerSpotlight:https://farcaster.xyz/~/news/Clanker-Spotlight-WISH-5rtz21https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0xa276de68 Weekly Clanker roundupcoming soon:https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0x16a33316 y’all gotta chill:https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0xa3405a40 Important FIP:https://farcaster.xyz/vrypan.eth/0xbe323c3d degen app is now thesocial app?https://farcaster.xyz/cyrus/0xe91de34chttps://farcaster.xyz/jacek/0xad111d69 some recaster love:https://farcaster.xyz/greyseymour/0x269b8cbdhttps://farcaster.xyz/haole/0x66b50193 Uno!https://farcaster.xyz/nounishprof/0xfe8538e1 but not the stablecoinyou think:https://farcaster.xyz/dylsteck.eth/0x9f8e9bba BUILDERS BUILDING GMFC Spotify wrapped:https://farcaster.xyz/gmfarcaster/0x61d371a9 warplets for the memefolder:https://farcaster.xyz/sayangel/0x1dca7ecf Farhouse is open:https://farcaster.xyz/farhouse/0xfdfdfd21 help grow cobuild andbe rewarded:https://farcaster.xyz/rocketman/0x62ed03c3 Farcaster constellation:https://farcaster.xyz/nounishprof/0x6c61ed6chttps://farcaster.xyz/adrienne/0xfc862a97 Farcon Rome ticketson sale now:https://farcaster.xyz/limone.eth/0xf10c6cb3 Find the reindeer:https://farcaster.xyz/cassie/0xa8041ab2https://farcaster.xyz/links/0xb9505210 murder mystery miniapp:https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0x13d73f24 Privy powering 100M+accounts:https://farcaster.xyz/debbie/0x2da9f8be The Musical goes toSundance:https://farcaster.xyz/sequelmovies/0xb33e9464 Linux:https://farcaster.xyz/ds8/0x6a9741dd QR bonus forco-bidders:https://farcaster.xyz/jake/0xd680ca7e Jake joining usMonday!https://farcaster.xyz/jake/0xd0e46897 And our musingselsewhere: Mint this episode onpods.media: https://pods.media/gm-farcaster  Learn more aboutpartnering with GM Farcaster:https://mediakit.gmfarcaster.com/  Adrienne: Some of theThings: Too Many Thingshttps://someofthethings.substack.com/p/too-many-things  Nounish Prof:Unpacking with Prof: https://paragraph.xyz/@nounishprof AND for all theinfo: www.gmfarcaster.com   Copyright 2025 cc-by GM Farcaster - reuse/remix allowed with attribution and link back to GMFarcaster.com. NOTE: Cryptocurrencies are often volatile assets. Nothing in this episode should be considered financial advice and is for educational and entertainment purposes. Nothing should beconsidered investment advice, nor solicitation to buy or sell any assets. NFA, DYOR. Chapters: 0:00:00 GM 0:03:09 FC News0:37:02 Builders building