Cleaning Up Your Sh*t Just Doesn't Click In The Male Brain

Sometimes men feel like our jobs are important or we work so hard that when we come home, we're entitled to be messy because it's our release. But at the same time, I've never fallen asleep on my bed without sheets or raw dogged the mattress. Because my girlfriend at the time was an animal apologist for every time our cat would diarrhea all over my pillow, we were messy in our own ways which was a bit of a clusterf***. So I feel I'm in a unique position to offer this woman advice on getting her boyfriend to pick up his sh*t with some insight from my mother.