Cloth Mothers Episode 1 - The Clothening

Life got you down? Got a lot on your mind? Feeling like you’re all alone in this gross, duplicitous wasteland of reality? These are the ladies for you!We are your cloth mothers! Are you not sure what to do? Can’t figure out how to come out to your friends? Craving solutions to your relationship drama? Maggie and Isabel cannot help! Want women of no substance to comfort you in this moment of need? Then you're in luck!What is a cloth mother? Who are the rock guys from legend of Zelda? Should you rub one out before cleaning up mold? How do you come out to your friends and family? None of these questions will be answered! In this episode, your cloth mothers cover how to cheat while poly, Maggie advocates for lying to strangers, and Isabel finally gets down to brass tacks on the subject of trans men.