Cloud Meeting

This global shutdown has a lot of people working from home, making them worried, restless, and confused. For David, just plain confused. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Zachary Kinovsky Zachary Kinovsky is a full-time photographer and retoucher, and a part-time musician and podcaster. He is the host of Overanalyzer, which focuses on hit songs and guilty pleasure music as well as the accompanying music videos and artists responsible. https://anchor.fm/overanalyzer TRANSCRIPT Boss: ""Hi team, thanks for showing up on schedule. I know meeting up online is a bit strange, but unfortunately cloud meetings will be the norm for a while. That being said, I expect to stay on topic, I only want to hear status reports for our upcoming product launch. David was eager to share his screen for a narrated keynote in preparation for today's meeting, feel free to start when ready."" Keynote: ""The stratocumulus cloud? Overrated. The altostratus cloud? Boring. The cumulonimbus is by far the coolest, easily the most interesting, but dangerous clouds you'll ever see. These supercells are thunderstorms on steroids, billowing upward and rotating quick, at times spawning tornados, gale force winds, and hail the size of a softball. You simply will not believe your eyes until you've looked at the sky, and gazed at the cumulonimbus…" David: ""Ok so when you said 'cloud meeting' I thought you meant….euuuhhh….ok I'll just….uh…..sorry let me….it won't….it won't stop playing….I don't….I don't know what to do….my computer no…it won't…I, ughh Jesus…hang on…I….COME ON…GOD…."