Cockpit

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/16/cockpit.phtml Sully Sullenberger (Tom Hanks) has a hard time playing co-pilot to the flight's rightful captain (Alec Baldwin). Sully Sullenberger… Tom Hanks Air hostess… Sasheer Zamata Doug Hubbard… Alec Baldwin Dani… Kyle Mooney Vanessa Bayer [Starts with a video clip of an airplane] Female voice: Now boarding American Airlines flight 809, nonstop to Seattle, Tacoma. [Cut to the cockpit. Sully is sitting down. Air Hostess enters the cockpit.] Air Hostess: Good morning. Sully: Good morning. Air Hostess: Oh my god! You’re Sully Sullenberger. Sully: Um-hmm. Air Hostess: You landed that plane in the Hudson river. You saved all those people’s lives. Sully: Yeah, well, I guess I did what I had to do. Air Hostess: I didn’t know you were flying again. Sully: Yeah, I took some time off to write a book. But, um, I’m ready to get back to just being a captain again. Air Hostess: Well, it’s an honor sir. Let me know if you need anything at all. Sully: Thank you much. [Hubbard walks in and Air Hostess walks out] Hubbard: Howdy there? Sully: Morning, come on in. [not looking at Hubbard] Hubbard: Whoops, I’m sorry. I think I’m in that seat. Sully: What’s that? The captain’s chair? Hubbard: Yeah, I’m sorry. I think according to the rotation sheet, I’m the captain on this route. Sully: [talking to the management] Tower, this is American 809. Looks like we got ity-bity typo on our rotation sheet. Can you confirm our captain roster please? Male voice: Copy 809, we have captain Doug, um, Hubbard as first in command. Sully: Um, tower, this is American 809, I’m Sully. Male voice: Come again, 809? Sully: I am Sully. Sully. Miracle on the Hudson? So? Male voice: Copy. You haven’t flown in a while Sullenberger. So, FAA requires 18 hours as second in command. You will be assisting captain Hubbard today. Sully: Well, to-to-tower? Tower? Well, right! [Sully leaves the seat for Hubbard. they seat in their seats. Sully is very disappointed.] Hubbard: Tower, this is 809. We’re fueled up and ready for pre-check. Male voice: Copy that captain. We’ve got you on runway two-two. Hubbard: Runway two-two. Copy. Sully: Runway two-two. Copy. [Hubbard looks at Sully] You know, your wind-speed isn’t set yet? Hubbard: Well, I was about to. Sully: Okay. [silence for a moment] Yep! I’ll never forget that day. Hubbard: Yeah, crazy. [Talking to the passengers] Good morning, folks. This is your captain. Sully: And I am Sully. Hubbard: It should be a pretty smooth ride today.