Code Orange

One minute you're a responsible parent. The next minute you're the guy wandering the aisles of Walmart realizing the kid you brought with...is gone. In this episode, I tell the story of the time I was on Dad Duty and managed to lost my own child somewhere between the produce section and the Cheetos aisle. It's a chaotic, hilarious reminder that sometimes the parent isn't the one doing the finding...they're the one being found. And like most dad stories, it ends with a quiet truth about what really matters--after the comma.