Coffee is Overrated

I don’t understand coffee culture. At all. If something tastes awful the first ten times, why force yourself to like it—especially when it turns into a daily dependency people can’t function without? This starts as a rant about coffee (and why hot chocolate wins every time) and turns into a very honest spiral about addiction, habits we never question, why people pretend they know things they don’t, and how half of adulthood is just confidently guessing. I get into spelling, words everyone acts like they understand, conspiracy theories, government corruption, and why questioning things doesn’t make you crazy—it just makes you curious. It’s unfiltered, self-aware, and all over the place in the best way. Highlights Why coffee tastes terrible and people pretend otherwise Forcing yourself to like things that become addictions Coffee vs. hot chocolate (this isn’t even close) Why spelling, big words, and English in general are a mess Arrogant vs. ignorant (still unclear) What “conspiracy theorist” actually means Questioning authority without losing your mind