like when the niggas sings a song, I just didn't let a niggas sing a whole song. I was just like, let me know when you're ready, chef. Wait a few seconds. Okay.
That's a. I have a moment of quiet meditation. I didn't yield in my chair. You guys can limit water over there by some tea or something.
Yeah, man. The next voice. You will be the voice of our very own chef. Why are they used to cover the glass and with a napkin?
Like what someone's going to poison the pastor? Okay. So when does my church? Like every church I went to, they put a napkin on the shit.
Like they was like, are you going to kill the pastors? Like it's a smart, the assassination attempt. And it's a whole fucking picture in one cup. Like, can't nobody else get an initiative?
That should be looking delicious and frosting. Like I didn't go drinking lemonade. I was like, why are you drinking a refreshing beverage? Oh, man.
You're going to take a pause and take a cold sip of lemonade and it's fucking sweltering in here. Oh, it is. It's a white pepper. Every pastor in every church I went to.
They got some ice to me now. I make a sad issue now. I think some of them did too. Especially when they start getting in the bag at the end.
I was like, he started a couple of them in the audience. I was waiting and going crazy tonight. I don't know. Yeah, my pastor would be like, oh, wait.
Hey, what did you pause for? Like, what is the fucking three second pause for gather himself? I just want to make sure it's not false start. That's why I always do that.
What are you talking about? I just want to know why I was going to know why the. I avoid the false start. Like, I'm ready.
So I give I give a sword. A pause or pregnant pause? No, I give a complimentary pause just to account for any sort of updates or changes to the recording. I don't know when you match the button.
I can't see you match the button. So he does it for you. Oh, I appreciate it. It's a courtesy pause.
That's the word I was looking for. Yeah, I didn't get a compliment. Okay, got it. Yeah, I fucked it up.
It started to see. It's a nice word. Content calls. Do you think?
Can I pause? It's not a wisty. That's not nice though. Are we recording right now?
While we're not being recorded, even though we missed the podcast goal for 30 minutes ago. So Jesus Christ, welcome to thought you respect this is chef. And as always, when listening to our podcast, give us a like, tell your friends about it and write a sweet comment on Apple podcast. This is episode 171.
John, I was a very sultry introduction, by the way, your voice was was hitting all the notes. I was outstanding by the way, chef. I just want to give you a prop so that I've been taking cap classes. Oh, my cap classes.
Right. You fucked it up. Right. What I gave it up.
I'm talking about what I'm trying to say. I'm wrong. I'm going to wait too. Exactly.
I did get excited. Right. He's right. Whoa, the white voice.
What up? Five thousand outside Florida. So boy, J Joe, take off the food. Right on.
What was what was what? Take off the food from that kind of more album you don't listen to. Got not to be confused with a fee fee. No, shut up to the fee fee episode.
Did you see buddy on TikTok with the whole fee fee tutorial? I did. I did. He used a he made a towel.
Yeah, he's a towel. Was it a blue tape club? Yeah. He warmed it up and he put some sort of lotion in it.
And he swaddled the glove. I think it's supposed to swaddle something like the swaddle the glove. I haven't seen it. I'm assuming it's a lot of the glove with the towel to provide warmth.
Moisture. I guess I got to want to, but you also got to have something to physically grip on to. I want to. I mean, you can't go straight to the glove.
That would just be on civil rights. Can you explain to everyone what if they don't know what a fee fee is? Because we're, you know, what it is. It's a jailhouse master, but Tory device.
It's a master. It's a master. So man made fake. It's a man master.
I wouldn't call it fake with Johnny because you're still clutching to a towel. I would say it's a master for Tory apparatus akin to what we say. What do you think they're thinking? What do they think that they're fucking in their brains when they're closing it?
Guys, and they're sticking their dick in a glove and towel. Something said, no, they think it is, you know, free from one on six and part. I don't know where that came from, but. No, I was a good one back in the day.
Free was also was definitely a smart boy. Free was fine. Well, she probably still this one, but free was she is. I follow her on Instagram, but she's not like fun and nothing.
She'd be like a church and shoot. That's so blasphemous. Church for the fun, man. Man, I think it was fun.
Vacation Bible school. Would church first and what he just quote was what? We have a man at the coffee. What's our question?
I said our church people find. I'm a hell of fun. And I'm having a church. You're talking about?
I know you're a church. You go to church or something? He played a drum. I didn't know.
I did. I was a junior. I was on a junior usher board because I couldn't sing. So the one time I was playing.
Yeah, so you can hold it a little bit. Man, let me tell you now when you're not when you're in a quiet with boys, the man like he was saying this church. These things these things at their own side. A single group called FYP.
This is for your praise. If you're in church with for your pleasure, if it was out. Rounded young. It'd been nice.
And I was that was the acting manager slash rapper of the group. And a group for the Sega. So you didn't want to join the choir because of that? No, no, no, no.
So we have quite a rehearsal. I joined the choir. So one time all the niggas, which were the tenors, had something else to do. Probably seen somewhere.
And I was like the only dude in the choir. So then it was like, all right. So tennis, which was me. I was like, all right.
So Jesus is real. And I'm like, Jesus is real. She's like, no, no. I didn't like that feeling.
So I was like, no, no. You didn't need to sleep our army, though? At all. I'm right.
I'm going to tell you right now, what? She get real funky when you start going down the line with it. I mean, I'm going to go ahead and just stay to this little aisle. Pass out about the fly is programs.
You and a fourth member of Jodice, what was your name? Mr. Dalvin. What was the name?
Mr. Dalvin. Mr. Dalvin was the third member.
Just the other. The Vontay was the real third member. Vontay. No, Mr.
Dalvin actually played instruments and wrote. The other day was the writer. I thought the Vontay was the producer. He was the producer, right?
He did the... The Vontay was the producer. Hold on, what's the name? The nigga with the light?
Which one was the light skid one? That's the Vontay. I don't think the Vontay did shit. The Vontay's way.
He was like the producer. He did the tracks. Yeah, I thought it was the Vontay. He still liked the producer.
He still produced the tracks. Yeah, he was on playing piano on plug. Mr. Dalvin was fucking off in a mess with the Betsore.
The Vontay. He's got a nigga Mr. Dalvin. Whatever the fucking mess is.
What is this name? The Betsore is too close to celebratory. It is. It is.
It's a root word. It is close. What is that nigga's name though? We got a call.
Who? You with the name? Dalvin, Mr. Dalvin?
Is Mr. Dalvin? Dalvin. Like Mr.
Dalvin. Oh, that's a horrible name. See, anyway, I keep talking. Speaking of Mass.
I'm sorry, I got caught. Whoa. Isn't that how he got caught? Like, how do you explain that away?
Like, it's not wrong, but it's wrong. No, it's not. The job is at home. I work at home.
I never got caught at home. I never saw your car. You never got caught at work. Would you have caught at home?
Yeah. By a child? No. By a way.
Yeah. That sounds like an opportunity to not get caught. That sounds like I was getting caught. You're already drugged down.
So it's... I mean, that's how... That's how porno starts. Right, I already...
So how did it go? Yeah, but fine. I already go. Right.
How did it go? It went bad. How? I was kicking it off.
It was like... You were kicking it off. No, no, no. I want to go where you were.
What you were doing? I mean... And I was like in bed and I was like... You're getting bad with you?
No, she was working. OK. Oh, it's like the middle of the day? No, it was like late.
Wait. I was in the house with her too. Yeah, we were going. And you couldn't wait so...
I couldn't. So I was like, man, it's... What's it called? Habib, Habib Show.
Habib Show, we have some home, girl. Oh, man. Habib Show is... Habib Show is...
That's a good life home, girl. But it's a bad life home. Yeah, there's a hotel room. Habib Show gets trafficked in bags.
Wait. Did you see the Habib Show? No, they need... They need to be able money.
Like, go to a Habib Show, you can... I'll say, I stopped for... It wasn't my guy. I stopped for a Habib Show for like about a year and a half.
You got a date? No, no, no. I had to stop it. No, you really had to stop it.
You fell off the wagon? You fell off the wagon? Thanks, Chef. Thanks, Chef.
Back on that shit again. Back on that B Show. I got... I got him in the Habib Show.
That's a little... No, that's why I stopped. I was like, oh, hell no, I've been used to a while. Yeah, I can see.
So... So... You can't see why this is like so crazy. So what did she say?
You got to... You got to watch that was the rip-up. Wait, wait, wait. So I have two follow-up questions.
Did she see what you were watching? No. Okay, she didn't see what you were watching. So, but her reaction was what?
Right. You're right. You messaged up your stomach. Like, how did you see something?
Like, well, that's... How was my position? How are you doing? You got to be a sick nigga to mess up your stomach.
You're right. You're wild. I have to say, how did you catch it? You think I'm waiting for the poo niggas?
You're just putting the stomach in his ass. You're doing too much. Right, yes. You're not expecting you for real.
You got a whole ass bathroom. Not a bathroom. Bathroom's not cool. They got a whole ass after you.
So she says, am I ripping something? You still haven't gotten a story yet. You reply was what? I started sniggling.
No. And that worked. She wasn't embarrassing. What else was she supposed to do?
And then she left? No, no, no. He's not the bad. What?
I had to ask this question. Did you finish? No. You're not.
That's horrible. You went to bed and locked it loaded. I'm going to do it right now. And this is marriage.
No, it was like the beginning stages. I wasn't really locked. I was like, oh, okay. I got some time, I guess.
I got some time. No. No. No, but mentally you were there.
I mean, obviously you was in the bed in a social position trying to make it pop in. So how did you finish? You would have finished your shoot head. Yeah.
You would have finished your shoot head. Yeah. You should have took another eight lessons instead of the game. You would have finished your shoot head.
Of course you would have finished it. I thought it works. You would be asking how marriage is. Well, you have it.
No, no. It's what you had to do. I thought he was going to do it. I thought he was going to do it.
I thought he was going to do it. I thought he was going to do it. I'm going to do it. You called me.
I guess we'll go to the game. So, Frilly Tavern was open this past weekend. Congratulations. Yes, the Frilly Tavern opened this weekend.
Yes, sir. I lost my cable so I can't help you. We have been to the Tavern. Okay.
Without the respect. The cash app. So we can get some cords so we can have claps again. We should have the clap again.
Yeah, I'm going to do it. Yeah, I'm going to do it. It was supposed to be a very speaking type situation. What is the Frilly Tavern?
The Ferely Tavern is my DIY home bar. I built in the first year. COVID. COVID.
Yeah, COVID. Got it in my basement and redid it. Put some hardware down there. Did a bar full bar.
All of those good things. Really proud of my projects. For five parties and stuff like that. So I finally got done.
Put some furniture down there about a month ago. It was time to open it up to the people. And the people did come. I had about 50 people there.
I've never put 50 people in my house. But essentially it was supposed to be a whole house sort of situation. Where the bar was more so. Speaking to type of situation.
You know, come get a couple of things. Take a ass outside. But it rained. Like shit.
Fucking flooded a little bit. So that forced all 40 50 people that came to all being the Ferely Tavern essentially together. So the Ferely Tavern turned from a speaking to type of cool barfield to a basement party. You know what I'm saying?
I have my man. His parents come through. He was spinning. He was spinning.
He was spinning. Bar turned over there. She was pouring drinks all night. I don't understand it.
Like everywhere do we go. All of our friends. Not my friends. All our friends destroy every brown liquor situation that there is.
I bought multiple bottles of bourbon for the people. And not only did we destroy all six bottles of roses. We also destroyed the crown royal. We destroyed two bottles of mickers.
Got into the Elijah Craig barrel proof. And there weren't that many people to drink that much. The bartender looked at me with panic in her eyes. Like you know these motherfucking drink all the fucking brown liquor right.
And I was like that's kind of par for the course. But it was a great time. And I'm really appreciative for everybody that came. I'm going to do more of these.
Trying to do fight parties, super bowl parties or whatever. Because that's essentially what it's for. Oh man. You're right.
Tell me to wrap it up. Yeah, definitely a good time. And a great time. One of the best house parties I've been doing a while.
Thanks for coming. I finally got to do an electric slide. I think that was correct. Right.
Like the old school electric slide. Like the real one. Right. I think that's like souped up HBCU.
But like the one you mama knows. Look like mine. I bridge the gap with some of my younger students. Like some of my cats are higher.
You know like the next wave. They're like 20 something years old. And like we found out for the first time that we booked these drugs. And I was like oh like we're cousins.
Like when you find out like they're all the cousins somewhere down the line. That's kind of how it was. You dress up. You dress up and then like everybody wants to do your drugs.
It was an outstanding time. All right. If you could change one thing about the evening. What was your change?
I would change anything. I mean it was really good. I mean five steps was there. It was really good to see him.
Some co-workers I haven't seen in a while. I haven't been to my house party in a while. Like he was just it was that type of vibe where it was like house parties don't really come together like house party all the time. It's like we kind of just came here.
It's like drinking. We called some other fuckers and we kicked the grill out of the back and it just turned into a house party. That's kind of how it was where this is not the way that was intended to work out. But it worked out well because everybody was drawing in a basement.
And there was a DJ there and everybody got drunk and had a great time. And a lot of people hit me up after the fact. Two people don't hit me up after they have a good time. We're expected to have a good time.
But everybody was like, great man. That was fucking great man. I had a fucking ball man. Like that was really good.
So I'm happy that the people were left with a smile on their face. That was beautiful too. I was like, I know I went there the first time. You know, still like in development.
I mean it looked great then. But I mean the finished product was excellent. So congratulations. I appreciate it.
What's going on with the rest of y'all? Anything special happened with you? J.D.O. 5000 anything going on?
I don't know. I had my well. It was my second trip. But first, I don't know.
It was more major trip. For work kind of since the pandemic started. So that was interesting because just like being in an atmosphere, like going to a customer's building, it was kind of weird seeing it. It was literally like five cars in the parking lot at service.
Like maybe eight to ten buildings. There were literally probably five cars there. And we met the security dude. You know what I'm saying?
So you figure like this whole huge campus is basically like four more people here. So that was kind of weird. It was in a sense it was kind of like the building was frozen in time. We went with the last time somebody was there.
It was interesting. It was kind of like saying I'm a movie. So that was kind of interesting. But luckily I don't think that's going to be like becoming an arm.
Probably do something like one of the other things. It was cool getting like a dismountain. So this weekend I ended up going to the museum twice New Orleans Museum of Art. Which is real cool.
First time I went on half an edible and I really enjoyed myself. Took a lot of pictures and really immersed myself into the art. Which is cool. And the second day I went sober but they had like the Nefertari exhibit.
So I just showed all the artifacts from back in the gap. So that was really interesting too. So if it comes to the city, you should check it out. Maybe mad though because I was like, make sure you just think about how like a motherfucker just come through and just like fuck your shit up.
They did all this shit to like for the people in the afterlife and bear them with all this sweet shit and then here come your pants. You just want to crack it open to steal the gold and whatever else they were there. And just to see how many of the statues and things that they found that they really damaged the nose on. And it's just like, you know, this is crazy.
So it makes emotions on that. On a lighter note though. So this whole un-thaw business that's been going around on the internet. Did y'all grow up saying un-thaw?
Un-thaw? Un-thaw was it? So I did and people made me feel back and they were like, oh y'all don't know that it's thought of me and I'm like my daddy definitely said un-thaw the motherfucker and hamburger me. And I don't feel bad about that.
You're probably saying that shit still. But I never really thought about it. You know what I'm saying? But it's definitely wrong.
Niggas definitely do say it wrong. I never heard him before. So today. So we got to hear me?
Yes. Oh, that's not happening to my Skype. I'm up here in the corner. I'm up here in the corner.
I'm down here. He also pronounces the L and Simon and calls home people home depot. But yeah, I definitely grew up saying un-thaw to me. But I was just amazed that there were so many people like shit.
They were like, I ain't never heard un-thaw. I'm like, what do you mean? I don't know. Maybe it was a sudden thing maybe that everybody in the South said it, but who knows?
So then I saw some of my stuff. I think it was both. The definition like, yeah, Westerners dictionary had like an actual definition of un-thaw, which when I dug deeper, it would really a definition or more. So like, mandemu, adendum, whatever being, if we had a board.
Yeah, they just beat the one shit in there because niggas use it, right? But it did send in a rabbit hole where it was like shit, people say wrong. And y'all know the past chance of sneak. Snuck.
No sneak. Snuck. It sneaked. It sneaked.
Yeah, sneaked. Blue, my fucking mind. And I can say do I'm not kidding. Snuck is not, no.
I mean, unless you say that you guys snuck. Oh, right. Is it? It's not really because it's not sneaking.
It says niggas got. But he got snuck in the past. Like you have hit. It unbeknownst to his job.
So yeah, so I consider myself a cunning linguist. Sorry. But yeah, so run me to that blue, my mind. It was something else I can't remember.
But for all those out there, my seventh grade teacher, Miss Brandon, is the one that was like, you know, people aren't hung. They're hanged. So if you ever... I knew it was hanged.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not that I said. If you're a daddy, watch Westerns, especially as much as my daddy did, you know the difference when you hang it home. Yeah.
My mom would definitely fuck with gumsmo. But uh, yeah. Yeah. We are, you getting called jacking off.
That's what we are supposed to ask. We're just going to go in the car. We go to school and that part. I did think it was interesting when you brought up the museum thing.
I don't know if I shared this before. I'm still hung up on this. Did she come back to you? Like obviously...
I told you it would have been. No, you went to bed. But obviously you were in the tight a little bit. Like that doesn't go away.
He said he wasn't in the tight. I went there again. I was in the car all the time. No, I mean the pure fact that she pulled the mule out.
I sleep naked. Right. But the train already left the station. You came back to train up.
So it's like at some point in time. I'm 41 years old. I used to go straight asleep. So there was no question.
Damn. That's fucking horrible. Okay. I mean like I wasn't going to get it crack.
I'm going to sleep blank. This is embarrassing for me. No, but I mean not even right then. But the next morning there's like obviously this nigga is...
No, I was fine. I mean I've been sleeping a lot lately. I've been oversleeping a lot lately. I don't know if my energy is down or...
That goes away for you? Like to me that won't go away. Like to me that won't go away. Like once we broke the ceiling at, something needs to happen in the next 40 hours.
Like you're like a young 13 year old. You have like some strength like... I get what would it say. Like you didn't beat your shit in a shower.
Like oh no. No I didn't. I've been fine. I didn't beat that.
I said we had to write three presentations. How does that work? I don't understand how that works. Like once the seal is broken it's like something's got to shake.
Or the feel. No, I'm not insane. Like I used to be like I used to be... I used to be bored with my life.
No, but you can move forward. But like in the next like 12 to 24 hours just like a single flare has already been shot across the bow of the boat. And she should have seen the flare like okay. Man, he doesn't know what's going on in his house man.
What the hell? You have three questions. Right fine. He's happy.
He moved off. He should. Let's go. This is what marriage is.
So you kind of got to work through this shit. But you're like you're infusing your school thought. Like I understand what you're saying. Like as far as like okay once you crack the seal you can't like you pop up in the polish campaign.
You can't re-quirk it. I'm a screw top. I can just screw the top back on. I'm fine.
That's cheap wine bro. Don't be screw top. Listen. I'm honest.
I'm honest. I'm not a screw top. Paul is. I'm not a screw top.
Paul is. I'm not a screw top. Paul is a screw top. I'm not a screw top.
Probably a screw top. Yeah. Screw top is pretty cool. Think about it.
I'm going to say I thought it was interesting that you brought the museum thing. I don't know if I shared this with you all by thought this was hilarious. So Orlando's museum art. Orlando's not really a cultural mecca.
I mean it's Orlando. They have Disney World and Universal Studios. You said Wet n Wild. Thing parks and shit.
You know what I'm saying golfing. Good restaurants. But nothing major in terms of arts. So a few months ago they had a basket exhibit.
Which was I said right. I said basket. I said basket. I'm not covered from saying basket.
Yeah. Go ahead man. We don't even talk about this. We're going to talk about that.
So yeah. That's really dope that they did that. You know what I'm saying? Like Orlando's really coming up.
They got a legitimate artist and they're like oh man we found a bunch of basket. Nick is the name and saying before I was like man how do I get that shit now? This would be in LA or New York. Some real shit.
I was like they had a party. Nick is had a fucking party at the museum. It was $8 a piece. They get in to watch them.
Look at the boss guy exhibiting shit. Nick goes in there having Instagram time of the life. You know what I'm saying? She was crazy.
I didn't go $8 a piece. So a few weeks, a few months later, about three months later. This is fairly recent. They reported that the FBI is doing a probe because all in basket paintings and fake as well.
And they go to paint $8 a party with some fake paintings. But they do that most of the time though. Like Nick is it. I mean especially when they're like worth the worth.
Like people they'd be going to party with like a bit. Not a Beethoven Beethoven was going to run just a box or something. And a box was going to run just right. No he was a magician.
Michael Angela? Yeah he was a magician. There it is. So when you go to like party with that shit, I've never partied with art.
I don't make that my mind. I'm like what if you were to go and like kick it and like be around that type of shit? They don't have that shit out. Because Nick is going to like do something stupid like fall and steal wine on it.
Like that's actually not that rare. No but this is the thing. It's not like it was like a recreation or a print. This shit was fake.
Like some I only made this shit. I didn't know. Like some made it in a museum. I didn't know.
Who is that original curator or who the fuck that didn't do the research. You probably painted this shit. They don't know who painted this shit. They're like oh I'm not always just painting this shit and slap this shit.
Who bought it? You think there's a tran custody on shit like that. Like who bought that shit? Nick, you're a boy in a museum?