Commentary #26 - P2 (2007)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It's a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage. Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York City where the streets are barren after 6pm and people actually apologize for acting like assholes at the Christmas party (translation: Toronto), P2 tells the cautionary tale of why you should never be trapped in a Canadian parking garage with a psychotic killer during the holiday season. But if you are, for God's sake just have dinner with the guy. 'Tis the season! (IMDb) Here are some highlights: Silly Elvis Impersonation By Crazy Man: 1 Amazingly Graphic Crushed To Death By Car Scene: 1 Stupidly Watertight Elevator: 1 Dog Stabbing: 1 Rolls Of Boob Tape: 4,017