Commentary: Jurassic Park

Normal 0 0 1 154 879 Balch & Bingham LLP 7 1 1079 11.1282 0 0 0 Boy, Paul and AJ sure are branching out, aren’t they? If interviews and 30-second specials weren’t enough for you, get ready to be thrilled and amazed by the boys’ first-ever commentary track! Born out of a whim to take up even more of your time, the guys decided to hunker down with a copy of Steven Spielberg’s mega-hit Jurassic Park and proffer their thoughts, musings, and ridiculous opinions on the film. Things they learned in the making of said commentary: you probably don’t want to live-feed dinosaurs; Jeff Goldblum’s exposed chest hairs get a lot of screen time; those short shorts look swell on Laura Dern, but not so much Bob Peck; and goddamn, what a great logo. I mean, there are other things, too, but it’s mostly about Jeff Goldblum’s pecs. So, enjoy!   If you enjoy this commentary and would like to hear more of them, drop us a line at [email protected] or leave a comment on this here post. Which films would our voices enrich? Do you ever want to hear from us ever again after this? Let us know!