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Dec 9, 2019 1 min

Commercial - Johnny Chips

from FourthEstateMilitia's podcast Hosted by Gator

Tired of boring soysnacks? Do you wish your Childcare Drone would offer you something a little more appetizing during your allotted snack period? Well the answer is here... if you're Spinradical enough! Johnny Chips! A new krill-based snack chip designed in the world's most extreme laboratories! It's radical! Johnny Spinrad eats these when he goes... Skydiving! BASE jumping! Paragliding! Johnny Chips! Are you extreme enough to eat like Spinrad? Caution: each serving of Johnny Chips contains as much, or more, caffeine than a liter of standard brew soycaf. Limit caffeine products to avoid nervousness, sleeplessness, occasional heart failure, and possible absence from your place of employment. Global Spinrad accepts no responsibility for any organ failure caused either in part or in full from the overconsumption of Johnny Chips. Music used in this episode: Jack's Garage by Midnight North https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbDplVvtIq05AdyYKjVSUIw

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