Compilation 8: The Mid-Apocalypse Classic

Much like our national pastime of shooting each other, this week marks the traditional halfway mark of the baseball season. Also, we're 50% of the way to humanity's demise! And what better way to honor the stretch run of our extinction than this compilation, which mocks not only sacred cows, but also sacred Popes, sacred Hollywood stars, and sacred podcast norms. Listen, you can bellyache about mankind's impending doom, or you can spend mankind's impending doom laughing 'til your belly aches. The choice is yours, soon-to-be-obliterated comedy fan!