Complaint Pages Are a Full-Time Personality

This week, we’re switching things up… because y’all are NOT sending us enough stories 👀So instead of our usual small town chaos, we dove headfirst into the wildest place on the internet: local complaint pages.If you’re from a small town, you already know, these Facebook groups are where people go to:Complain about things that will never changeArgue in the comments like it’s their full-time jobAccidentally expose their entire personalityAnd wow… did they deliver.In this episode, we get into:The absolute chaos of small town complaint pagesA terrified cow loose at a random intersection (??? 🐄)A mom going viral for raging about school drop-off timesSomeone casually selling chicken salad out of a trailerA man basically posting his Tinder bio… on a complaint pageNeighborhood drama that escalates to painting a garage bright pink out of spiteThe pothole discourse that turned into a full-blown community crisisCemetery complaints that somehow got… worse in the commentsAnd the universal truth:👉🏼 Some towns don’t need solutions… they need hobbiesWe also take a trip down memory lane with:Small town childhoods where everyone knows your businessGetting caught doing literally anything because someone’s mom saw youAnd the kind of local characters you never forget (like the guy who rode his lawnmower everywhere)“This town needs a f***ing hobby.” We’re serious…SEND US YOUR STORIES.The goal of this podcast is to tell your small town chaos, and we need more of it.(Anonymous submissions welcome, we know how small towns work 😅)https://forms.gle/FzWD1ioN1o1BsM6z7Full episodes on YouTubeClips on TikTok, Instagram & FacebookIf you’ve ever:Been personally victimized by a local Facebook groupWaited behind a tractor (or 86 trains)Or watched your town spiral over absolutely nothing…This episode is for you.