Confession of a Federal Ex w. Myles Toe Jared Schwartz | On The Gate | Ep. 185

We have a DASTARDLY confession on the pod today! Derek and Geo are joined in the cell with Myles Toe & Jared Schwartz to discuss REVENGE, glowing up after trauma, being dumped, the benefits of SNAP and capitalism, punching up prank ideas and much more.ON THE GATE! ENJOY!Original air date: 10.27.25Join the live chat Wednesday nights at 11pm EST. Uncensored versions of the show streamed Monday and Thursday at 2pm EST on GaSDigital.com. Signup with code OTG for the archive of the show and others like Legion of Skanks, In Godfrey We Trust, and Story Warz.FOLLOWGeo PerezInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/geoperez86/Derek DrescherInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/derekdrescher/00:00 cold open00:20 Relegated to Studio C03:00 Introducing guests Myles Toe and Jared Schwartz05:30 SNAP/Food stamps06:30 Myles family in the NFL and NHL09:00 Jared's parents10:00 WIC Meaning11:30 NYC Mayoral Canidate Curtis Sliwa12:20 MTA Subway danger14:00 Self-Immolation15:10 Jared also broken up with17:15 Why he got fired21:10 Backstory on the ex23:30 The prank on the former employer25:45 The Breakup31:30 Behind the brainstorming33:00 legal ramifications 35:30 Believe You Me Producer Michael Harrington joins the show37:55 Jared's comedic ability39:20 how to monetize the story with social media40:30 American patriotism 44:10 prank punch up47:30 break up planning50:30 break up boinking52:10 jareds other ex54:10 dereks machismo56:00 jared is an intimacy coach57:00 Jared Dice Clay58:15 regrets?59:10 Women love broke men, broke guys are peak 1:00:00 why Jared got fired from his last job1:02:00 plugsOn The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.