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EPISODE · Feb 20, 2026 · 43 MIN

Confessions, Comment Sections & Full Unc Status

from This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! · host Jen & Ashten

This week’s episode is giving chaos, confession, commentary… and full unc status energy 😌🎙️We kick things off with a listener confession that takes us to a muddy cancer benefit parking lot, a golf cart, a dark rainy night… and a dent that may or may not have been confessed to. 👀🚗 Is it karma? Is it survival? Is it community service credit? We debate.From there, we spiral (naturally) into:The absolute savagery of Facebook comment sections 🍼💀The funniest mugshot reactions the internet has ever producedPetty revenge ideas that are diabolical but technically harmlessAI hot takes and whether it’s helping us or making us lazy 🤖GLP-1 discourse, skinny girl drama, and why personality > perfectionDressing authentically vs. aesthetic beige influencer culture 🎨Our current obsession with Wuthering Heights and emotionally unavailable fictional men 🖤🌫️New Gen Z slang like “iPhone face” and “unc status” (and why we might qualify)We also break down the Top 20 shows people swear they’ll NEVER watch — including some that may cause mild outrage (sorry in advance, Schitt’s Creek fans 😬).It’s relatable, it’s unfiltered, it’s a little chaotic — but it’s ours.Send in your confessions. Embrace your unc status. And remember… sometimes the universe dents a bumper and keeps it moving. 🚙✨🎧 New episodes weekly.

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