Confucius Say (3/365)

Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Also say: He who let woman on top is screwing up. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. Confucius say: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off. Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented. Confucius say: Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter. Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time. Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house