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EPISODE · May 1, 2026 · 26 MIN

Conned By Cuteness: Kids Are Shapeshifters, Hear Me Out

from Thoughts Off The Stem · host Justin Barone

Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.They start cute. Cuddly. Irresistible. And then something happens.This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin breaks down the greatest long con in human history — parenthood. Conspiracy theorists have been out here looking for shapeshifters, and they've been right under our noses the whole time. They're called children.From adorable babies who trick you into loving them, to teenagers who drain your wallet, ignore your rules, stink up the house, and act like they built it — this is a raw, unfiltered, comedic rant about the reality of raising kids nobody warned you about.Single dad. Three teenagers. One boy, two girls. Zero chill.If you have kids, you'll feel this in your soul. If you don't have kids, consider this your warning.🎙️ New episodes every Friday | tots420.com 🔗 Follow on Spotify so you never miss a dropreal talk parenting,parenting fails funny,raising teenage girls,raising teenage boys,sarcastic single dad,single dad raising teenagers,single dad three kids,raising teens alone,parenting teenagers alone,funny parenting rant,unfiltered parenting,honest dad podcast,parenting comedy podcast,parenting without a filter,cannabis comedy podcast,cannabis comedy,stonery comedy,unfiltered humor,observational humor,canadian podcast,thoughts off the stem

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