Consummation

Maybe you can just quit being a super hero. Maybe you can just settle down and get married to your childhood friend, have sex that destroys every flat surface in a hotel room, and let the military take care of things. I'm sure that would be find as long as you don't keep getting vision of the future that say how bad things will go if you do that. Oh and the gender swap thing comes back as a plot point. This weeks webcomic history is Dinosaur Comics Episode 28 link dump —— Read It's Walky! starting here for episode 28 http://www.itswalky.com/comic/flush/ and ending here for episode 28 http://www.itswalky.com/comic/sarahs-here-with-her-car/ —— Intro and outro music is Super Hero by Aaron —— Scanner's social media — 18+ https://bsky.app/profile/ascannersparkly.bsky.social Tasrill's Social Media — 18+ https://bsky.app/profile/tasrill.bsky.social —— Referenced in this episode: 65% more bullet per bullet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0 Box Office for April 2004 https://www.boxofficemojo.com/date/2004-04-03/weekly/ Disney Renaissance https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Renaissance manic pixie dream girls https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl world without lawyers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3uea-Hvy4 Fellowship of the Ring - if I take one more step https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zevhRBS4hp4 The United States of Leland https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301976/ Dinosaur Comics https://www.qwantz.com/index.php https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_Comics Unbeatable Squirrel Girl https://www.webtoons.com/en/graphic-novel/the-unbeatable-squirrel-girl/list?title_no=9293 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unbeatable_Squirrel_Girl Doom Titanic https://comicbookclique.com/majorreviews/doomquest2review The Angriest Dog in the World https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angriest_Dog_in_the_World entropy fetishism https://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1049 MGSV paint removing gun https://youtu.be/AHG6eg9UTXw?si=Nmsu_HoSeWkUwLk3&t=294 Triangle of Sadness https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7322224/ 180 degree rule https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180-degree_rule Pepsi bottle, Coca-Cola glass, I don't give a damn https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fiDmp1HkHK8 Piper Perabo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piper_Perabo t4t https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/T4T banana for scale https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/banana-for-scale triple parentheses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses family annihilator https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/family_annihilator we're so back, it's so over https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-so-over-were-so-back Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex Spider-Man Clone Saga https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clone_Saga mom I threw up https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mom-i-threw-up napalm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napalm Endgame - portals scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLddEUg6opA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avengers_assemble_scene SOULWINDER https://www.webtoons.com/en/thriller/soulwinder/list?title_no=2880 Heroes https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0813715/ Berlin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_(comics) In Search of Lost Time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Search_of_Lost_Time —— send us visions of the future at [email protected]