Cookie Porn | Brilliant Observations 226

All I want for Christmas is more Porn — cookie Porn, that is. Missy drools while Amy rattles off this year's sugary, buttery conquests in the long, slow climb up Cookie Mountain. There's even a special 30 Seconds on the Clock you won't want to miss. Want even more Brilliant Observations? Join our newly formed email list by sending the word SERIOUSLY to [email protected]. We promise not to sell or spam. Or to sell spam. Because that's just gross.    Join the nonsense online @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, www.BrilliantObservations.com, or [email protected]. Find swag at TeePublic.com/BrilliantObservations, or support us at Patreon.com/BrilliantObservations.   Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review!   Penny for your Thoughts?Full disclosure: there is no penny. If you've got four minutes to kill, we'd love for you to waste it taking our Listener Demographic Survey. We'll use this data to lure Russia into overthrowing the midterm elections. And possibly to appease our soon-to-be sponsors. It's all anonymous, kids, so please be honest.  You can find the survey here: https://bit.ly/BrilliantObservations