Cord Forward

Najee forgets how to do podcast. Being cord-forward. We address the couch in the room. Doja Cat's recent performance at the 2025 Academy Awards. Working a mantra to the very bone. Shopping with the intention of buying something. Telling a story with pillows. Ardor (once again). Labels out for the boys. Harassing a small business. Seeing Rebecca Black in a spread. Tonic colonics that hit harder than Ardor. Have you met my children, Leanne, Busta, and Slant Rhymes? Gay Ski Week 2026. J'Inclusive vacations. Trillotrichomania. Trypophobia. Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome. Bodily injury, comma fear of. Nose jobs. Sprained ankles (multiple) and Russian immersion. Eczema and the itchy community. Tube tops and Najee's drag king name. Teeth whitening. Ebenezer Eyelash. Eyelashes that look like accountant visors. Pin the tail on the donkey, more eczema talk, and some creative party tricks. Lotioning with hairy legs. Container Store orgies. And so on and so forth.