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Because, you know, we like to have a little funny, we're serious from time to time. And, you know, some of the other shows that, you know, we support here on this program, ladies and gentlemen, holy cow, where is my alerts? I have no alerts. Thank you for the diamond, by the way.
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It's going to be one of those days. Like, just before I went live, like, for some reason, like at the back end here, it won't record. And it's like, your settings are wrong. And it's like, I haven't changed my settings.
What the hell are you talking about? So we're not getting diamond sounds now for whatever reason. Who the fuck knows? Gypsy don't over time.
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Man, he's so cool. But it's that thing, like, to the other adults, they go, wow, what a fucking loser. Okay, can I get that to work? No idea why.
Let's try this. Who knows? For whatever reason, our sound alerts aren't working today. So that's fucking great.
So ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to give a shout out to the Sunday Night Shitcher. And if you're not following the Sunday Night Shitcher, like I said, a lot of programs, you know, we dabble in the important issues. And we dabble in the things that we think are important. But if you want genuine, hard-hitting, real-life ladies and gentlemen, then me personally, I go to the Sunday Night Shitcher.
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I don't get it. Maybe you'll get it. I don't get it Whatever shit happens we will push on regardless ladies and gentlemen boys and girls well attempt to anyway Okay, so tonight's program We have some issues we need to deal with Shit happens. Thank you for the diaper coffee to consider We have some issues we need to deal with and as I'm sure you're all aware Right now in this world in this reality over edge testing one to two.
It's not gonna work It's not gonna work. I don't know why it's not working, but it's just not going to work today unfortunately for whatever reason I actually noticed JJ show earlier this morning if you're not following JJ Don't I do like TV slash JJ stoner his sound alerts weren't working for like the first I don't know 15 minutes or something And then they started working so I don't know and it maybe it'll come on who knows it'll come on randomly So there are some things that we need to address a quiet diamond. Thank you push it real good There are some things we need to address as we look around the political landscape ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Did I update you live? I'm not using the app here So that wouldn't matter But thank you as we look around the political world here Some people have made the observation that when it comes to the tearing down of statues and the rewriting of history in many cases that Some people are accusing other people in this world of trying to erase white culture if you want to call it something now Here on the daily boogie program ladies and gentlemen, we acknowledge that white people really have no culture White people if anything are like an anomaly in history.
There's something that needs to be done away with well Maybe not the people themselves, but definitely the concept of whiteness that needs to go We are a very social justice minded program here. We're very progressive. We're very progressive socially aware Racial justice fuel program here on D live which is why we are the official one and crackers broadcast There are very very very few things that white people can point to as part of their culture Because it's an awful culture filled with oppression and horrible things and like I said The sooner we do away with that history the better off will all be But very few things that white people can point to and say hey that belongs to us Rightfully and I have some very distressing news for you some very disturbing news Ladies and gentlemen because it has been brought to my attention. Thanks to our ice man in the chat follow ice man by the way They live TV slash ice man double thoughtful.
It's been brought to my attention that this particular thing This this cornerstone of white culture is being erased right before our eyes and And if there comes a time I think in every people's existence here on this floating rock where they need to stand up and defend What's right and what's just and good in the world ladies and gentlemen? I present to you this very shocking story Extreme hairstyle Australian school receives backlash for banning the mullet hairstyle. Oh, no you don't You cannot you can take our history. You can take our heroes.
You can take our pioneers, but you cannot take our mullets Ladies and gentlemen It's one of the only things we have here It's one of the only things we have in this disgusting horrible oppressive racist evil white culture that needs to be erased and done away With because we believe in social justice. Holy shit They're coming for the mullets ladies and gentlemen It just got real and it just got real personal and in a war place is Australia arguably the home of the mullet the spiritual home of the mullet There are more mullets here per capita than anywhere else on planet earth And if you're a southern redneck in the United States and you thought you're a southern redneck ladies gentlemen Our rednecks make your rednecks look like poncy New York cafe goers. Trust me You really have to be here to know what I'm talking about We're even furthest out the new So this is a very it's a shocking development The erasure of the mullet ladies and gentlemen an Australian school in Perth sent out a letter to parents monday noting that mullet hairstyles will no longer be allowed So we're attacking the children. They always come for the children first, don't they?
If you can get it into the heads of the children at the mullet Is evil then you can own those children forever Mate a day college a catholic school not very Jesus of them Jesus had a mullet I'm sure I'm sure he did. I'm sure Jesus had the first mullet A catholic school sent the letter to parents notifying them that if their child had a mullet they needed to have it removed Noting that the hairstyle was quote extreme Extreme mullets ladies and gentlemen. So go through this. We're not allowed to have buzz cuts.
That's nasty. We're not allowed to have dreadlocks That's appropriation And now we're not allowed to have the only legitimate white hairstyle that exists the mullet Historically, it's only been the white people who have donned a mullet ladies and gentlemen boys and girls And now they can don it no more. Are you as horrified as I am? I hope so This changes everything Please note that this is seen as an extreme hairstyle and not in keeping with the personal presentation of a maitre day student I suggest classroom walkouts at this point Don't don't you dare let them take your mullet said the letter posted on reddit per news.com.au if your son currently has the style Let's not forget about the lesbians.
It's not just see the mullet. That's the beauty of the mullet. It's not gendered You can also wear a mullet if you're a woman who likes other women because as we all know The mullet is the thing that attracts the women more than anything else More than money more than penis size more than anything else The mullet is like a magnet to the chicks captain henchman with the diamonds is confirmed. Jesus had a mullet and crushed push He absolutely did If your son currently has this style, please ensure this is rectified by the start of the term The comments section included several people who are upset with the school's policy one person saying that the policy was quote downright anti-Australian Couldn't agree more It's a conversation long overdue as far as I'm concerned The debate around mullets began on monday when a teen in scarborough, Australia allegedly wasn't allowed into a bar due to his hairstyle Ladies and gentlemen, they are kicking people out of pubs and bars if they have a mullet This is horrifying Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine that? Sure, kick people out for a Confederate flag. Sure, kick people out for having an Australian flag on an American flag. Sure Kick people out for wearing offensive slogans on t-shirts.
Why are they kicking people out of the pubs with mullets? Without the mullets, who goes to the pub? Who are the people who are the backbone of the pub frequenting community ladies and gentlemen? It is the men and women with fucking mullets Absolutely unacceptable To have one beer and get told no, you can't come in because of your hair was a bit devastating said Cooper Allen Now i've got this for you.
This is the premiere of western Australia where this crazy crazy school policy is taking place So the premiere here is like the governor in the united states have a listen to this this which is this is fucking fantastic Uh, this premiere is asked. What does he think of this school's mullet policy at a press conference? See, that's how important mullets are here. You may think that mullets are like an American thing I'm here to tell you no politician in the United States has ever been asked at a press conference during a pandemic about Hey, what do you think about this school banning mullets?
That has never happened to you that it is part of our lifestyle here It is an integral part of the Australian identity So this is like a big issue here should the mullet be banned and of course, absolutely not So out the equivalent of our governor here in western Australia I'm in yourself Wales, but the equivalent of the governor in western Australia was asked about this very topic during a press conference laser gentleman This is his response. Oh, that's incredible. That is incredible. That is incredible.
That's mullets mullets The hair smile or or a fish It was great. I didn't say it. I was only doing it Where was he from? Okay, okay, I went comment Oh, well, I went comment on Scarborough.
Um, what's your question? So he's making jokes about where the guys from for a start, which is pretty fucking funny. Where's he from Scarborough? I won't say anything about that place.
He's own fucking sake, won't you? Oh, I just don't encourage people with mullets to rise up and rebel. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, whoo Joey and jim are the diamond cancelling my move to Australia. This is shameful.
I got no All hope is not lost. I give you the leader of the state of western Australia. You want to hear it again? Oh, I just don't encourage people with mullets to rise up and rebel.
Okay, it sees extreme rules, public imposing. Um, I encourage people with mullets to rise up and rebel. Mullets rise up as the mullets started growing. Yes Grow your hair out.
Oh, you'll think short hair is your friend. I was born with a mullet Rise up and rebel mullet is absolutely sensational Now, there's another non-negotiable. There's another unreasonable demand that people are making right now winning tv with a diamond. Thank you so much Rise of the mullets grow one in solidarity.
We are all mullets now. We are all mullets is Thank you for joining us by winning tv by the way dlive.tv slash winning tv I have another unreasonable demand for you here on the daily boogie program. Ladies and gentlemen, uh, i'm not a big tv guy I'm not a big tv watcher I have cable just for football right just to watch the Australian football pretty much everything else man. Don't really care Uh, I started watching the sopranos on the weekend and i'm about halfway through season one I like it.
It's good, but i'm just trying to figure out like what the point is if you're not a man halfway through season one I'm like, where is this heading? What are we getting to here? I know there's six seasons So there's plenty of time to get to the point but halfway through season one. I'm still like well It's just a kind of stories I'm just trying to figure out what the point of all this is but I like it don't get me wrong So not a big tv guy But some programs have a special place in my heart as if you're a long time listener to this show You'll know i'm a bit of a science fiction nerd, right?
I love star wars and that kind of thing love the Avengers movies and stuff I don't mind the like mystery dramas and thrillers and shit like that Um, the bbc series Sherlock from a few years ago started rewatching that love it. Absolutely love it So shit like that, you know stuff that gets your uh stuff that gets the brain percolating. That's what I enjoy And ladies and gentlemen the golden girls Now if you'll know if you're a listener to uh the other program that i'm part of called the starting block once a week on Friday dlive.tv slash starting block one word drop your head Uh, we ran like a whole what six months doing golden girls facts We became the official unofficial podcast of the golden girls fan clubs. So we'd give fun little golden girls facts out We would talk about golden girls episodes golden girls storylines I believe it or not Just to waste the audience's time I am bringing you another unreasonable demand being made by those who are making demands right now in our society ladies and gentlemen Hulu remote removes golden girls episode with blackface scene Wing TV in the chat.
Thank you for being a friend The golden girl is racist Now apart from blanche having sex with black men I can't think of any any particular stereotypes that have been used but then again blanche was kind of a slut So she would have sex with everybody not just the black man The stream is removal of a 1988 episode becomes the latest in a string of scenes or episodes removed that feature blackface ladies and gentlemen You wait until I show you the scene that they're talking about. You're not going to fucking believe it Hulu has removed an episode of the golden girls that contains a scene in which Betty white and ruma calahan Mclanahan are mistaken for wearing blackface mixed feelings episode 23 in season three of the sitcom aired in 1988 shows michael The son of dorothy planning to wear to much older black woman lorraine I mean you can imagine the hilarity in that scene dorothy is concerned over the age difference while lorraine's family disapproves of their daughter marrying a white man So there is racism in it's just the black uh the black woman's family don't like a white people which is fair enough We all hate white people Obviously Can't see em and they've got to go Trying a new mud facial treatment. They greet the family rose says this is mud on our faces We're not really black. So this is this is the reason why the show has been removed now I'm going to show you I'm going to show you why the show was is being removed from hulu ladies and gentlemen And i'm sure you'll be as shocked and appalled as I am gypsy with the diamond.
Thank you for the diamond gypsy Fair to just steal the diamond gypsy hashtag mud facial masks matter. Let's have a look Let's see how bad it really is. Maybe it's worse than we imagine Who knows who's to say Let's find out And this is my car This is michael. Yes Come on mama.
We talked about this. I told you he was young. Come on. I'm sure I didn't tell me he was white Oh Sounds very offensive Oh, no way.
We're talking about we're talking about the white people being offensive. Oh, sorry No, so this isn't the offensive part. This part's fine. This part's tell you to be getting based based That's racist.
That's temporary load. No, this isn't racist. What the hell are you talking about? This is fine.
This is not the part that's concerning. We're about to show you the concerning part No daughter of mine is marrying some skinny white boy Oh There they are Now if you're listening to the podcast, you can't see but Ruth and Betty white's character are wearing like a mud facial treatment Clearly obviously They're clearly wearing one of those things that chicks wear and they're not doing blackface clearly obviously They look like they're at one of those beauty salons and they get a mud facial That's all that they look like they don't look like anything else They don't look like they're trying to do blackface that they don't look like they don't look even moderately close to a tempting blackface But this is the reason why the episode has been pulled off the fucking air And again, like if you want to cancel white culture and white people, that's fine. I agree white people are awful We need to do away with them. Well, at least the concept of whiteness needs to be done away with it's disgusting They have nothing except we have we have nothing as a people We have nothing to hang out hat on except our mullet hairstyles and our golden girls These are the two sacred cows in white culture and you're going to they're going for them directly ladies and gentlemen They're going for the jugular without the golden girls and without mullets.
What do we have? We have nothing This is it. This is the only truth. They take everything else take all of the statues Take all of the history take all of the flags take all of the language take all it take everything you want But just leave us with our mullets and our golden girls ladies and gentlemen, please.
I beg you Wait a minute. Just who are you calling a skinny white boy? I think she met michael You got that like always easy shut up Look mrs. Wagner.
I'm not thrilled about my son marrying your daughter either. Oh, yeah Why you got something against black people See the madness actually started in 1988. I don't want my daughter marrying a white boy Well, I don't want my son marrying a black your daughter. Why you got something against black people Unironically insane even back in 1988.
This was starting Nothing nothing wrong with not wanting your daughter to marry a white boy. Hey, that makes sense white people are awful Why would you want to marry one but a white boy married a black girl? What do you got? What are you racist bro?
1988 The burn it started to burn. How about that? Of course not and I resent the insinuation. Of course no, please.
I'm not racist. Please. I love We firmly believe that all men are created equal. That's a bunch of baloney Is if you don't believe me just turn on your televisions and watch a white person dance down the line on soul train Look race is not even an issue.
I mean your daughter is twice my son's age. What age is him? A woman in her 40s possibly haven't come in with a boy in his 20s sex At 20 a man is at his peak and a woman in her 40s is also a hot pick so when the two come together hot damn There you go culturally ladies and gentlemen, I don't think we can allow this kind of outrage to stand without the mullets without the golden girls We have nothing Who knew that we've been this stupid since 1988 Another fun, uh, unreasonable demand for you ladies and gentlemen lorry alto remove words like whitening from its skincare products It's about time I can hit you say in the chat I think we need a new word to describe whitening cream. How about a specific melon and masking genderless fluid Can we use that?
Is that inoffensive enough ladies gentlemen? Let's have a look is removing words like whitening and fair from its skincare products The move comes in a global protest against racism earlier this month I think it's about time and what I want to see is these multi multi multi multi multi-million dollar corporations with uh, you know sponsored With the face of them being you know, these gorgeous multi-million dollar models and all of the high-life stuff in the limousines and the fashion shows and the champagne And stuff what I really want to see is then addressing racism by by not using a term for what their product does not describing what their product does Uh, overage with a diamond. We still have junkyard derbies. That's true.
We still have those for now For now, who knows that may be the next battleground Original revenue chat not cream viscous fluid The makeup company tweeted that it stands in solidarity with a black community against injustice of any kind The post was considered hypocritical by critics who say the company caters the white customers We're all concerned about the coronavirus in the city How about that? I bet one of the I bet one of like the board members at loriel thought you know what if we just remove the term whitening from our products That will be enough. I'm on your side, but it wasn't enough. Was it?
It's hypocritical. It's a disgusting move by loriel because your company caters to white people How dare you? I love this stuff. I can't get I can't get enough of this shit.
I don't know about you But it does seem it does seem that there's a trend now in the corporate world It does seem that it's important for corporations to express their compassion For the cause ladies and gentlemen a couple of things we've gone over A couple of little a couple of the little switcher roots that we've discovered here on this program in the last couple of weeks Remember last week we were watching a clip and they were talking about kneeling for the american flag during the anthem And they're now just very slowly very quietly switching it around So that people who kneel are showing respect to the movement and people who stand are actually the disrespectful ones You remember that very seamless a very seamless little swap that they've done Are you standing during the anthem what you you've got no respect you disrespectful son of a bitch Right and people who kneel they're the respectful ones they're the ones respecting the movement They're the ones respecting the cause that's what that's what's really important here It's very cute and very subtle So Came across this on CNN ladies and gentlemen the corporations The corporations are now backing the cause and the irony on is never lost on me when I think of People out there fighting against capitalism with corporate sponsorship. I like that just makes me smile That makes my nipples hard. Ah, that gets my that gets the erogenous zones Heating up on my person Think of people out there with like smash the patriarchy whilst rich white men who run like makeup Companies and cosmetic companies Sell them whose price their stock prices go up because they do something like we need to take away whitening out of our product labeling like that's enough Hey Thank god, somebody's doing something finally Thank god corporate consciousness ladies and gentlemen So let's have a look what are the corporations doing in light of this worldwide calamity trying to erase white whiteness Which is like I said, it's the right thing to do white people are awful White people and white white culture is awful and it's about time we do away with it. I couldn't agree more It started as a trickle silicon valley companies like salesforce and apples speaking out days after the killing of george floyd But now it has become an avalanche as corporate america breaks its silence on race amid nationwide protests The leaders of america's most powerful businesses are facing pressure from their customers and employees to act I say to you today from from their customers I don't know I don't know about you, but i've never gone into a store and before i've made a purchase ask them on their say racial justice policy Have you genuine question press press one in the chat if you've gone into a store to purchase something And when you're up at the cash register for example, just said to the cashier now listen before I make this purchase Uh, what is your stance on the black lives matter movement?
Press one in the chat if you've ever done that press two in the chat if you've never done it I just want to say a show of hands. I know it's a small sample size, but let's see Dejedi every single time New Vegas is one Every time just Okay, we got most we got mostly twos in the chat. It's mostly twos. It seems like people are less concerned with And companies stance on racial justice than they are say, I don't know the discount You know, does my coop on does my coop on work at this store?
Can I still get two for one? Uh, yeah, I saw you advertising a lawnmower's at the front for like 25 percent off Do you still have any of them or you still got them? Hey, can you if I if I buy this mug Can you validate my parking is that like something you do here or like do I have to make a minimum purchase first? I think those are generally more the questions that are asked in a store, but let's keep going.
Maybe we're wrong Maybe we're wrong no more no more racism of any kind is decisive It's ugly North America fiat Chrysler automobiles. It makes sense coming from him considering most of his workforce is mexican now anyway So I'm not sure what the problem here is for the auto automakers Really? Why the car makers talking about racism they what they prefer to hire chinese koreans and mexicans over black americans anyway I had this argument once before remember the starbucks thing so a couple of years ago Remember the whole the whole starbucks issue with the two black guys who are kicked out of a starbucks I was doing a show back then not away from you. Thank you for the host follow merch by the way dlive.tv slash nightwave radio I was doing a show back then a live stream when that story was on And somebody rolled into the fucking chatroom and we were watching a video like I was doing my usual sarcastic thing Which I love because half of the time like a lot of conservatives come in and watch five minutes And I think like I'm like some communist or something, but that's exactly what I'm going for I love that shit makes me happy so I love annoying people who think I'm on their side So we're watching a starbucks thing and it's obviously progressive guy comes in And he's like well It's about time that the corporation started standing up for racial justice and I'm like hang on all they're doing here is making a statement And they were offering to give no they weren't offering they were demanding that their staff go through like racial sensitivity training and shit And he's like yes, it's making a difference.
I'm like look at you You're not even a fucking real communist. What happened? Where are the real communists and the guy in the chat's like what do you mean? And I said well you're sucking the corporation's dick now You are on your knees sucking corporate dick sucking the capitalist dick because they say things that you like and they're like oh no It doesn't work that way and I said no no all of the starbucks should be shut down All of them and they should be replaced with black-owned businesses if you want to make real change That's what it's going to take And the guys like well they hired some black people and it's like yeah for what 11 bucks an hour it's practically slave labor So they're basically a company that is hiring black people underpaying them and racially vilifying them and you're clapping As a communist as a progressive you're clapping because they make a statement saying how sorry they are and they want to train people They're gonna give what they're gonna give everybody in the company two hours of training about racial sensitivity and now all of a sudden You're a fucking corporate but he you're you're you're slapping them on the back As a worldwide corporation.
You're a shitty communist Where are the real communists real communists wouldn't put up with this shit Real communists would have said tear it all down in the end the guy ended up apologizing to me he goes I'm sorry. I'm gonna leave now. I said good And next time think about what it means to be a real progressive because you don't really mean it You're not really in favor of the movement. You're not really you're not really willing to go through with it You disgust me and he was like, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm like you should be it's fucking insane So these companies come out. They say the right thing. They're playing to your ego If you haven't figured this out yet, I don't know how to help you If you are so easily led if you're so easily convinced The companies are doing the right thing really what have they done put out a press release and said how they support the movement If you're a real progressive if you're a real communist that should not be good enough for you So you don't really mean it.
You don't even know what you are Why are you giving anyone advice on politics and what's important? You're a foot soldier for the corporations and you don't even know it How about that? It's like inception Somebody has planted the idea in your head a long time ago and now you're out there celebrating the multi-billion-dollar global corporations That your forefathers fought against and he didn't even know And it brings about the worst of humanity Isgreen company that is no stranger to activism offering one of the most strongly worded statements calling for concrete steps to dismantle white supremacy Listen to it. They're serious.
They mean it. Did you hear that? Oh Ben and Jerry's put out a strongly worded statement? They used to be a meme Like that's a meme for being a softcock, right?
I'm going to send him a strongly worded letter Oh They put out a strongly worded statement. They care. They're one of us They're on our side as the rocks come flying through the Ben and Jerry's windows, right? They're on our side.
They're one of us Didn't you hear didn't you? Oh my god? Oh my god. Did you hear Ben and Jerry's put out a strongly worded statement?
Really? Are they fighting for racial justice? Sure. Uh-huh.
Yep Did you see they use the word white supremacy in their statement? Oh really fuck yeah? We're changing the world They're just selling ice cream They're selling ice cream. That's what they do and you're gonna go out and buy it now Because you know after a long day on the streets waving a protest banner screaming about the evils of capitalism I think you've earned a little bit of a break.
I think you've earned a little bit of treat. It's important to treat yourself It's a delicious ice cream. Don't get me wrong And you've earned the right to have it and what better ice cream to have than one that you don't have to feel guilty about because let's be honest You should always feel guilty about eating too much ice cream. It's going straight to your thighs, honey Isn't it wonderful a strongly worded statement good for them fighting the system Watch the share price go up and all its plans in order for us to make a kind of progress that we need as a nation as a society It requires us to to acknowledge and to embrace now.
I just want to point out this guy's job title Remember last week we were talking about the people with sociology degrees and other kind like degrees in that realm They don't all end up being baristas. They don't all end up working for the apartheid company known as starbucks ladies and gentlemen Which apparently real communists think is just fucking dandy They don't all end up being baristas some of them end up in the corporate world. Look at this guy's job title He is the Ben and Jerry's corporate activism manager How about that? He's not the director of marketing.
He's not the director. He's not the manager of accounts payable He's not the logistics guy He's not the vice president. He's none of those things. He's not the head of sales Nothing.
He's not a buyer. He's the head of corporate activism I can one can only imagine that they have a team dedicated to corporate activism. What an accomplishment says fascist defeat in it Brace and hard troops hard troops Living its iconic smarty just do it on its head now pleading for once. Don't do it.
Don't turn your back on racism Don't do it Uh 90 and nine of Detroit's largest businesses including general motor all white Do you see the pattern here? Do you see what's happening here? My progressive brothers and sisters and I know there's a few of you that listen to this show and you don't chat very often You tell me in private that you watch but you you feel like you don't want to chat because you might be shouted out My chat room is the most forgiving open chat room that you'll find nobody is going to attack you So if if there was ever a time to speak up now would be the time To tell to explain to people why you think that this is like some kind of monumental shift in society Why you think this is some kind of monumental change in the way people are thinking instead of just a shallow vacuous corporate PR campaign Explain to us why you think that this is this is representative of some kind of Fundamental change in perception in society instead of Very very rich people doing things in order to portray their company in a certain light and nothing more Oh, no, no, they really changed the culture. Are they really who's who's getting rich out of this?
Who's getting lifted up? How is capitalism being attacked with you with you applauding these uber uber rich global corporations You're you're terrible communists Most people who think they're communists are not communists most people who think they're progressive are not progressive They think they are but they that's because they don't think a lot They just think this this and this oh I guess that makes me a progressive then but there's very little progression about them There's very little radical socialism in them at all. They don't really believe the things that they say or worse They don't understand the things that they want Understand your you are now you now exist for the sole purpose of supporting the status quo Of keeping the people at the top of the tree at the top of the tree and they've got you doing it by implanting in you the idea that you're actually fighting for the opposite And all they have to do is it's like a sleeper You're like a sleeper cell. All they have to do is utter some phrase that is coded into your hardware and you'll just react a certain way Well, we wrote a very strongly worded statement about white supremacy bang.
Oh, yeah, they're on your side. They're not on your side They're on their side They hate your side You're just an empty vessel with an ice cream budget. Nothing more black white doesn't matter to them as long as you buy the ice cream That's what matters That's what gives the head of corporate activism a job in the first place the fact that you're buying the ice cream So that comes first There's cio mary bara now coming together to pledge that they will push for action We will stand up against injustice and I'm sorry Why what have we said before ladies and gentlemen about uh women white women of a certain age wearing bold frame glasses There she is again. There's our archetype once again.
How are we gonna unravel this mystery of who's behind this? I've said before I'm not really a judge book by its cover kind of guy But if on the cover of the book it says I'm a fucking idiot ask me how I'm gonna say well There's a fucking idiot wrote that book. You know what I mean? Boomer boomer white women with bold frame glasses It is it is it is more obvious a stereotype than somebody with a schwa stick a tattooed on their forehead You know why because maybe the guy with the schwa stick a tattooed on his forehead doesn't believe in nazism anymore But the boomer white females with the bold frame glasses They're on point always always and forever they never change because they're not really progressive They haven't changed since the fucking 60s They have the exact same Opinions and identity you know view of themselves that they had in 1968 When they started taking lsd and started sleeping with douchebag skinny douchebag heroin addicts who play guitar under trees in san francisco They have not changed they are the exact same person They believe the exact same things like all themselves progressives But they really just 1968 conservatives because they want everything to stay the way it was in 1968 Lsd flashbacking uh hippie retreads from the 60s They have not changed a single iota That means taking the risk of expressing unpopular or polarizing points of view Imagine being so dense that you think that this is the unpopular view What polls Where do you get off saying that as a company we stand against white supremacy?
We understand that this is a controversial point of view. What the hell are you talking about man As a company we stand here even though it's unpopular and Controversial and dangerous for us to say that we stand for progress and racial equality no no no When all of the top corporations are saying the things that you say it ceases to be the controversial Dangerous thing to say Right You're not dangerous or controversial at all You're the safe option. This is safety first But again, my progressive brothers and sisters they're feeding your ego They're just telling you what you want to hear So you'll do what you're asked so you'll do what's expected You're protecting them at the top of the tree and you don't even know it You call yourself communists out there applauding Global corporations Because why because they're compassionate they have empathy they're on our side Because complacency and complicity sit in the shadow of silence Always with a little slogans to predominantly white corporate america But for some the outpouring of support for protests rings hollow democratic congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez blasting companies for releasing bland statements with a hashtag tweeting your statement should include your org's internal commitments to change Activists also panning this statement from the national football league which they noted failed to mention policing or racism at all So you've got two aspects to this One aspect is most people give them a round of applause and say thank you for making a difference And then there's a section of that group who say no you're not going far enough You need to go further We want your internal memos about how you're addressing racial equality so we can criticize that further And then they'll go to that link and that won't be good enough and then i'll say you need to have certain policies in place And then they'll do the certain policies and i'll say well you're not going far enough Your company needs to be run by us now Circus It's another circus and it comes four years after nfl quarterback calling four years four years we're still talking about this Habernix protest against police brutality prompted a threat from the league to punish players who now to during the national anthem Today something has changed really for the companies like that and jerry's that won't spoken out. It's overdue typically what come But the companies like venom jerry I just can't I can't I cannot do this anymore speaking of corporate consciousness ladies and gentlemen I found this purely by accident.
I don't follow mcdonald's on twitter And never I would never normally like lights light things up on twitter, but let's be fair here It's mcdonald's with 3.6 million followers. I'm sure they can handle it Who here thought that mcdonald's was in the business of selling you a happy meal or a big mac or a fucking vanilla shake, right? Maybe not a vanilla shake chocolate only maybe for black pride month They should only sell chocolate shake when it gave you the diamond rice and looting will change your mind for sure Well, if it doesn't it will Say I thought that you know mcdonald's was just in the business of selling cheap shitty convenient food, right apparently not Have a look at this. This is the mcdonald's timeline on twitter First one a thread of all the powerful voices you'll hear during tonight's bt awards It's beta awards but During the bt awards commercial breaks mcdonald's will be handing over their platform to amplify black voices I employ everyone to support black artists We are the literal heartbeat of popular culture and that needs to be reflected in position and pay ladies and gentlemen We're not even allowed to have mullets anymore.
We've got to ban the mullet It's an extreme hairstyle Even down here in the cultural heartland of the mullet Australia ladies and gentlemen. They're trying to ban the mullet Let's have a look I'm Joshua Renfro and yc based photographer trail director and author of black with fly I encourage my brothers and sisters to remain informed and unified during this time To my artists we are the storytellers of a generation art is healing And I will tell them I'm for everyone to support black artists. We are the literal heartbeat of popular culture We are the heartbeat of popular culture black trans women have a very simple message I'm a marajones founder of trans flash media in this black lives matter moment black trans women have a very simple message stop killing us This is mcdonald's McDonald's ladies and gentlemen like it maybe I'm the idiot here. I thought it was about selling hamburgers Nope This is what this is what mcdonald's now Jones founder of trans flash media in this black lives matter moment black train Ajax in the chat shit Women have a very simple message stop killing us.
We can't expect others to care about us We're gonna be care about ourselves. We're all free. We can't expect others to care about us more than we care about ourselves By the way, thank you mcdonald's for giving us the platform What else we got here? We're partnering with local courts on the justice system We're sending young men to us instead of to prison I encourage kids to protest like me and use their voices to stop racism ladies doing Get that kid a happy meal, huh?
Kid looks angry kid needs a happy meal. Maybe a little toy to go with a happy meal And there's which I'm we're right. I encourage kids to protest like me and choose their voices to stop racism again mcdonald's McDonald's ladies and gentlemen Black Torret storytelling is powerful, but how many of those stories do you see in video games when I think of black art There's a certain texture of expression the reality is we are beauty. We are the culture ladies and gentlemen more from mcdonald's I'm a listener founder and CEO of the lip bar.
We're a vegan and cruelty-free beauty brand that exists primarily to remind black women that they are enough We are a vegan what we're a vegan beauty brand that exists primarily to let black women know that they are enough I started And what have you got you disgusting white people? Well, we got mallets Okay, excuse me. Can we still keep our mallets? No, that's an extreme hairstyle You're disgusting white piece of shit.
You can't have your mullet You need to cut trim that shit immediately This company because I was tired of black women not seeing themselves live in the beauty industry Okay, the reality is we are beauty. We are the culture and my latest project is called the black act It's a pledge of black allegiance to get as many people as possible to commit to shopping black Well, okay, like I don't even have a problem with this But you realize mcdonald's is one of the world's largest fucking corporations, right? It's not about survival anymore We're trying to thrive when we're trying to create prosperity for generations beyond us ladies and gentlemen To me legacy is creating the playbook for those that are coming behind me I know I talked to my parents and my grandparents and my friends passed some of these same conversations And sometimes they shut down on certain instances in their past and it's because they've lived that keep your head down Do the work and you'll survive and that's how they made it some positions that they've made it too. Oh, and that was wrong Right now.
It's not about survival anymore. We're trying to thrive and we're trying to create prosperity for generations. Yep. Yep, and the best way to do that is by I don't know being vindictive and saying that something like a mullet is offensive and tearing down statues Okay, there's not enough anti-racist research figuring out what's wrong with racist policy magic happens when your goal is to build community We must protect honor love and defend black women at all costs laser.
It just gets better and better. This is me again This is McDonald's what's up BET family? She'll like that specialist kidney burns and there's nothing lifestyle specialist I should ever make us feel like physically verbally or emotionally disrespecting our black women. We must protect honor love This guy's got more jump cuts than fucking Philly day.
Look at this stuff. It's a 15 second clip man. Come on What's up BET family? She'll like style specialist kidney burns and there's nothing kidney burns RAs cabo That should ever make us feel like physically verbally or emotionally disrespecting our black women We must protect honor love and defend them at all costs.
We are we got we need to secure a future for the black women No, you can't say that come on now. Thank you for the gifted sub over it Uh, you're not going to stop hearing about the black driver for years support black led organization support black people There's bubble wallace. Of course, uh trade for martin michael brown arren sterling. Okay.
They were one of us Let's have a look at this is now. This is a official McDonald's video that they put out from the company mcdonald's. Let's see what they've got Wow He was one of us what the mcdonald's love us. She was one of us They were all one of us We see them in our customers.
We see them in our crew members We see them in our franchisees And this is why the entire mcdonald's family grieves. This is Ah, it's just gross It's gross Why anybody would be taken in by this? It it amazes me But people will clap and say oh, they're changing the world here. No, no, no, no No, you're not Henry st.
George tucker bumper politics. Why in a chat says i'm not loving it I don't know why anybody would be convinced by something like this but people are Convince like this because people are stupid who just are happy to be told what they want to hear and that's good enough for them It's why we stand for them and any other well standing is offensive now and any other victims of systemic oppression Again coming from one of the world's largest corporations ladies and gentlemen Today we stand with black communities across america Which is why we're donating to the national urban league and the NAACP We do not tolerate inequity in justice or racism black lives matter I've said this before on a show and i'll say it again Whoever the marketing department is you have to give credit where it's due Whoever the pr marketing department of black lives matter is they should be they should run a fucking advertising agency Look at the way that they've got all of the major corporations all of the politicians all of the media are saying exact dancing to their tune Saying exactly what they want them to say with their messaging and whatnot. They are fucking marketing geniuses the people of black lives matter so round of applause Credit where it's due? Nobody else could have pulled this off You now have McDonald's ladies and gentlemen putting out this black lives matter as advertising How about that?
The largest corporations in the world ladies and gentlemen are now on board With the message So there you have it corporate compassion making the world a better place We're fighting the system by sidling up next to them and rubbing them on their inner thigh We're fighting the system by swallowing that corporate penis as quickly and as feverishly as possible and swallowing all that they want us to swallow Congratulations Progressives congratulations my progressive brothers and sisters you're making a real difference in the world and if shallow vacuous uh one word statements and you know clearly clearly uh hacky Advertising campaigns is enough to make the world a better place than so be it. I'm all for it you won Uh, but if you're not so convinced may I suggest you grow a mullet Because that's pretty much all you're allowed. Well, actually you're not allowed to have that anymore So don't grow a mullet if you're not convinced like this I guess you're probably one of those bigots we've heard so much about so With that i'm gonna take a quick five-minute break because my drink needs refreshing Thank you for joining us on the monday night edition of the daily boogie podcast ladies and gentlemen will be back in five Do you like your novelty comedy songs organic and made with painstaking care put into every note Well look no further than irrational times Using only the finest instruments to create and experience that your ears will thank you for later Irrational times but times to elevate the winds do a desirable level New songs and sketches every week so check it out And we love jj here on the show It's the jj stoner's spring collection the perfect attire for any and every occasion you can think of this season Look we were in the marsh pit full of sweat and everyone slapping hitting and pulling on you this shit. We're Blungy at your favorite cafe brunch with the girls These stylish ensembles will give you the confidence you need to look and feel your best Or if you're getting arrested for possession it comes with a built-in please stick proof body armor Keep swinging pigs call now and your order will come with a complimentary ounce of that hankest bubblegum slurcane That the south has to offer don't forget the wall tapestry if you need to cover your wall it works Birded narcissistic and most importantly completely pointless come waste an hour of your week with the starting block Friday nights Australian time I do live dot tv forward slash the starting block getting touch of this on twitter at the starting block Okay, the end also subscribe to the show on apple podcast or iTunes by searching for the starting block or on pod bean hat Starting lock dot bean dot com trim the block hits tuning in the millions right around the world Hello, my name is frozen Asian and I like to tell you about my show Sunday nights jj every Sunday night at 10 p.m.
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Don't worry about it Let's keep rocking nobody will fucking notice Um, soundcheck once is right now The only alerts aren't popping up at all They should be working now for some reason They're not Oh my god, what is going on here? See, I thought I had it fucking fixed Okay, let's try again now What the fuck man Say I was certain I had it fixed Okay, let's try again I'm sure I can get this to work now Because I thought I knew what the problem was and I thought I fixed it Yeah, so as I said the prime example of it right there There we go We're back The world is making sense one more time So, uh, no, it's not it's not a god. It's not a clever ploy It's not a clever ploy So as I was I wouldn't I wouldn't fucking I don't do clever ploys I'm not trying to trick you into anything here It's pretty obvious what I do here You know what I mean Um, so Like as I was saying, so like When I was playing music it was like just keep going Nobody's gonna notice the difference But for some reason when it comes to this stuff Thank you, we're back Thank you for the time Don't send diamonds now just because I'm telling you this story That's not fair Uh, Darryl with the diamond Thank you, Darryl Squealing diamond Because I love the way it breaks up the show Having that alert go off, you know what I mean? It doesn't it doesn't feel right I'm a bit OCD with stuff like that So when it comes to this stuff I have to like it just it drives me nuts If I can't get it to work properly Thank you fuckers for the fuck Seeing so much about it Holy shit Holy shit Winning TV, dropping a game, you're honest Thank you so much winning TV That's a joke That's a joke Just let it happen See this this is more my personality I've just like being randomly interrupted With different side tracks and stuff Like so I need it I need to feed on that Uh that extra stimulation If it's boring and like there's no alerts going off And nothing's distracting me Then the show will suffer The show's always gonna be better When I could be distracted Randomly at random points When I can have a bit of randomness A bit of chaos theory A bit of chaos element thrown into the program That's what makes me happy If I was just to sit here And like read a book or something I would bore myself I can't do it So I'm very happy that the alerts are back Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen boys and girls So now where the hell were we now?
Now I'm full of fire life again Thank you for your favorite Holy shit I'm gonna go right now Thank you for dropping a guinea on us Gypsy fair, did you steal the guinea gypsy? Who did you steal the new guinea from Gypsy? Yes kitty bee, a little bit of windsy Gotta have some windsy Alright Now Where do we want to go from here? Ummm Okay Okay Let's go to this Because I've JJ played this earlier The Revenge of the Seas by the way Bring a bell and get your cheese man Thank you for the sub bug eaters I'm so happy that my sounds are back And thank you for putting up with me Overage of the time What do you got against LSD flashbacks?
The fact that I never have them That's the only problem I have with them They never come to me for some reason I either talk too much or enough Bring a bell and get your cheese man Thank you for the gift and sub winning TV Say look at this Now we're fucking pumping Now we're rolling on this fucking shit show Let's fuck this chicken in the second half Of the program ladies and gentlemen Yes So I wanted to play this clip Because JJ The first time I saw it today I don't have a lot of time to watch other shows I try to catch day wave But it's hard because of work I try to catch JJ But like sometimes I'm already asleep By the time he comes on I catch ROTC Because that's what I'm doing prep for my show So I have it on in the background And JJ played this footage earlier today And I made a comment in his chat and he agreed That I said look This is going to be on everybody's fucking playlist today This fucking This boomer riot Which is This is one of the most glorious things I've seen In the last like in 2020 This footage made me so happy Seeing the angry boomers going against each Fuck you fucking wiper It was the best So I thought Uh why not show you how the Australian media Is covering this story Uh huh Let me bring you down here baby birds Let me show you what we're doing down here In the land of the fucking mullet In down under Australia Everyone playing the boob of a trump card parade Exactly But let's see how the Australians are showing it To their audience down here The US president has provoked uproar After sharing a video on Twitter Show me Now you know On this program If I think that Trump's got something wrong I'll say so If I think he's being unfairly treated I'll say so if I think he's gotten something right I'll say so We've been very critical of him Recently in regards to things like The Patriot Act In regards to Social tracking and shit like that In regards to like effectiveness Messaging all of that kind of stuff But This is This is still like the value of the guy Is we can have fun with moments like this Because if you're not really emotionally invested Then you don't really care And if you don't really care This whole This whole situation here is fucking hilarious To me anyway I don't know about you Like you know I'm not American So maybe you've invested more Emotionally in you know the success or failure of your country I'm just watching an ant farm over here I'm outside the bubble looking in So this stuff like this just brings me to so much joy Because it's so ridiculous Trump's racist retweet Because I can do cares at this point We're banning mullets What else could go wrong You know what I mean? But when we see the footage Let's play the footage After all After sharing a video on Twitter Showing one of his supporters shouting White power I think he's serious In a clash between protesters Just in case you haven't seen the footage yet Let's have a look Now I would have thought that this is so obvious It is It's plainly obvious That because One side of the boomer War One side of the boomer trenches yelling Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi I would have thought it's fucking obvious That the guy is like Yeah yeah that's right White power As if to say you fucking idiot right Oh yeah look at me White power Like in the Simpsons Lisa are you gonna marry a carrot? Yes I'm gonna marry a carrot Oh my god She admitted it She admitted it She's gonna marry carrot Did you hear that? It's the same fucking bullshit He's just he's agreeing with you Because you're stupid Because you're saying A dumb thing He's like yeah okay White power Whatever I'm a Nazi You know Next thing you know This becomes This becomes world-wide news So that's funny to me The other funny aspect of this is Excuse me Excuse me Corporate press Are these the dangerous white supremacists You've been talking about on the start You mean the old guy Who takes blood pressure medication And has a urinary tract infection Are these the people we're supposed to be afraid of Sir The guys in golf carts with little American flags Oh no They're coming for us Very very very slowly What a fuck What a horror show this is Donald Trump shared a dangerous white supremacist It's like an old guy Oh my god Well you know back in my game You could show you things They were dangerous But nobody even can Now if you're Excuse me I have to be home by two o'clock in the afternoon I like to get a little nap in it before dinner time You know I haven't been seen on a street after 8 p.m.
for at least two decades now You know You can't go wandering around Suburbs in this day Made with all the awful Holy good youth You know I heard that out there Burning burning cars Burning cities to the ground You know that's what happens when you When you give these blacks too much power These dangerous white supremacists Brown to be an American Waving their little flags in every time and village A lot of people It's a thing of beauty Donald Trump shared a white supremacist Yeah right Every other back in my game What a shouting white power White power He was shouting white power You know he had to take his teeth out Because when you say white power You have a tendency to spit out your dentures If you're not very careful I can't afford a new set of dentures There's no They're they've wound back the benefits To see So there's now there's now a waiting list Of the dentures now So if I get a new set of dentures I'm going to be waiting a hell of a long time Before I can have another steak And as you know back in mind day You could get stakes very easily But these days not so much Because with all the coronavirus And racism and whatnot Well yes white power of course white power Of course we celebrate white power all the time Oh my god they're coming They're going to kill us all During a clash between protesters Clash between protesters Look at how serious this fucking guy is Look at his face He looks like he's trying to not laugh You know what I mean He looks like he's just reading the shit off a teleprompter And he's holding it in Protesters It was two groups of angry old people Yelling at each other in a parking lot This happens all the time In all cities around the western world Old people are angry about everything Old people hate everything They're allowed to They've earned that right If you live long enough to retire You earn the right to be angry About all the things that Have taken place in your lifetime I think that's the rule That's how it works So angry old angry people Yelling at each other in a parking lot This is not fucking news But this guy just retweets it And then bang next thing you know Worldwide white supremacy Good old Florida too by the way Tipper the hat to Tipper the hat to our Floridian brothers and sisters You guys just fucking keep producing You keep producing I was just like just earlier today I was talking to a guy at work And we were talking about like You know the work situation here And we both suspected they're going to put us in Lockdown again very soon Which is not surprising at all We've been talking about it for over a month here on this show But I mentioned to him How we did the story last week Of the two businesses I think it was in South Beach And you had a bar next door To a restaurant slash bar And the rules in you know Trump Maga Florida Is that the bar needs to remain closed But the restaurant that serves drinks Can be open Because it's a restaurant So you have this ridiculous situation Of the restaurant where people go in Order a starter And then drink for five hours And you know There's 50 people standing on the street Out the front of this restaurant And they're all just drinking Nobody's eating shit And in next order You have people protesting That their bar should be allowed to be open Because you know The rules say bars no restaurants yes So the irony is If the police turn up And they want to enforce social distancing They'll arrest the people Who are protesting that the bar is closed And leave the people who are You know drinking at the restaurant Right fucking next door It's insane They're making this shit up As they go along So a tip of the hat to Florida Always delivers with the goods Wait a minute, wait a minute Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
We did hear that Yeah he was really trying to keep it a secret We did hear that We heard you sir We did hear that No The wides and crevices pensioners Are we out to get me? This is it? How awful Mine's US correspondent Tim Arvia Joins us from Los Angeles Tim G'day why did Donald G'day G'day Tim G'day Tim What's going on with these old cunts out there? Now let's cross to our Yankee Let's cross to our fucking Sepo correspondent over there Tim G'day Tim What's going on Cunt?
Yeah some old cunts out here Yelling at some other old cunts Fucking going off mate Yeah fucking off mate We heard him Did you fucking eat that cunt? Fucking oath cunt Thanks for the US report Tim You're a fucking legend mate I'll try and post this Well I used to give the video some context It was filmed in a retirement village in Florida That should be the end of the report End of discussion Who cares? Who cares? What's going on in a retirement village in Florida?
It gives a fuck Old people say shit all the time Nobody listens normally Why should we start now? Called the Villages Where residents there were protesting against each other Now Donald Trump needs to win the crucial swing state of Florida If he wants to be re-elected And he will also need the help of older voters Who he got very strong support from in 2016 So he may have had that in mind When he retweeted this video Saying thanks to the great people of the Villages The Democrats will fall in the fall Corrupt Joe is shot and see you all soon What's not certain though Is just how much Donald Trump knew about They just take the twitters They take it so seriously And see you all soon Triple exclamation mark The content You can hear that white power chant being yelled twice White power chant Lucifer Sam it's not some small retirement community In global terms it is small Now it's on the world stage But really who cares? It's old people yelling at each other It's not indicative of anything Other than the fact that old people yell at each other One group of old people was calling another Old group of old people Nazis And one old person on the Nazi side Sarcastically said yeah yeah yeah White power Now it's worldwide fucking This is the embarrassment The reaction to me is always the embarrassing heart for these people Donald Trump retweeted a white supremacist He called it a white supremacist chant A white power chant There was no chanting What are you talking about? Where was the chant?
I missed the chant There was no rhythm to that And you can hear that white power chant being yelled twice In about the first 15 seconds or so of the video The Trump campaign is claiming that the president Didn't know about it They say that President Trump is a big fan of the Villages Now say this was the mistake Don't delete the tweet Don't delete the tweet Well he didn't delete the tweet Because he retweeted it Oh wait I guess he quote tweeted it So that's the only criticism I have of that Don't delete it Leave it there Fuck and leave it out Because deleting it is essentially the same as fucking throwing the guy under the bus then at that point At that point you're basically agreeing with the bullshit It's like oh it's a white supremacist It's like no no no it's an old guy with a urinary tract infection Who probably takes diuretic so he can poop solid You know what I mean? He's sarcastically yelling something at somebody yelling at him Like that's all it is Let's not lose our heads here You know we were talking about the Golden Girls And Lucifer stands the one who drew my attention to the Golden Girls story We were talking about the Golden Girls earlier If you want to see outrage in these fucking communities Tell them that they're getting rid of the Golden Girls Because it's racist They'll all turn into white supremacists then We'll make white supremacists of you Democrat retirees yet Did you hear they're taking the Golden Girls off Hulu? What? Fucking bullshit Over my dead body Well we don't have we don't we can't wait another five or ten years We have to wait now He did not hear the one statement made on the video Thank you for being a friend Travel down the road and back again You're only your honey is true You're repelling and confident Do do do do If you threw the party Invited everyone You knew we'd see the greatest things in the living And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend Racism Chasants Light supremacy The Golden Girls Picture at Chas 2020 I've got a Chas thing coming up next Winning TV with the Diamond Comedy is officially over in the world No it's not over But here's a little theory I've been working through for a couple of years now And I'd love to talk to some like comedians now and see what their take is on this and see if I'm accurate or not I have a feeling that The big comedy clubs see this kind of thing happened in jazz Fucking you know it's ancient history now But this kind of thing happened in jazz Where the shitty jazz clubs became the popular ones Because they were the places where the non-approved artists would play right So I have a feeling like I don't think I think like mainstream comedy is dead But I think there can be a resurgence when Like the shitty dingy little dive bars that comedians would never normally play at I think they'll start playing at those places And it'll be like shit like a it'll be like a sneak easy during prohibition It'll be like a door with a a neon light over it And it'll just say bar Right And in order to know about this comedy club you'll have to know somebody who's already been there Like they won't advertise or anything And then those will become the hot places And then that trend starts shifting Overage with Diamond 2 True Now the news is comedy couldn't agree more I watch CNN for fun I watch the news for fun now makes me laugh So when that starts shifting right That the shitty little hidden little underground dive bars will become the hot places And the comedians who are like now like the big clubs will become increasingly less popular Because the comedians there won't be taking risks They won't be you know they won't be funny anymore They're not gonna be fun they're not funny now People already starting to tune out People aren't watching the fucking Netflix specials anymore People don't care about the showcase shows anymore They're not going to them I love standup I haven't watched standup in fucking years Because it's depressing now I just I don't find it funny Rarely do I find it funny comedian I think the last standup that I really really genuinely laughed at Was fucking Jim Gaffigan And he's a very very funny guy Oh and still like Seinfeld standup is still very funny But you know I guess because it's no politics So that's that can be funny As soon as comedians mainstream comedians now start talking politics I fucking tune out because it's just not funny And I can laugh at Lefty's making fun of conservatives That doesn't bother me Bill Markham be a very very very funny fucking guy But a lot of the stuff is just so hack and predictable Yeah hot pockets right What about bacon?
Bacon is like the what is it? CUBE bacon is like the fairy dust of the food community He does like a 10 minute bit about bacon How do you not love that? It's ridiculous So and it's very self deprecating and shit So what about Ronnie Roode? Well Ronnie Roode's a hack But that's the joke That's the bit that he is a hack right?
So it's an acquired taste Ronnie Roode That non Australians don't get They don't they don't they don't they're like What the hell is this is terrible Yeah that's the point it's supposed to be terrible That's why it's funny So I think that the shitty comedy clubs and stuff Will become the popular ones And when that starts happening Then maybe things will shift back And then you'll start seeing real comedy again Because that's where the money will be And people aren't going to keep investing Like now they're investing in The big money is always just behind the trend Right? The big money sees the trend and then jumps on it They're not driving the fucking trends They're trying to but people are switching off And when the trend starts to go back to like I said Underground comedy clubs and like the unpopular places When when people with money start seeing lineups around the block To get into a shitty dingy bar That's in a basement underneath the car You know a car showroom Where it's just like one door on the street with bar written over In a neon sign that's broken Then they'll start reconsidering things But how long that's going to take I don't know but that's my theory I don't know if it's true or not But like I said the same thing happens in music Like it's cyclical right? What's hot now is not going to be hot forever And the shitty bars today Because they'll play the unapproved next trend Will become the hot bars of tomorrow And the hot bars of today Will become the shitty bars of tomorrow And then it will all keep going again But we'll see how we go It did see was the tremendous enthusiasm From his many supporters So the controversy is still bubbling away here The tweet was left up for around about three hours They're timing how long he keeps the tweet up for That's three hours The tweet's been up for one hour now The tweet's been up for two hours The tweet's been up for three hours Oh my god, he hasn't gotten rid of it yet It was posted just before Donald Trump Went to play golf this morning This is fucking insane Oh god These people are seeking the fucking head Should we do Chaz? We'll do Chaz We'll keep some stuff for tomorrow We'll keep some stuff in the bank for tomorrow All right Two things on Chaz ladies and gentlemen boys and girls First of all We got the tour last week of Chaz We reviewed that video Took like an hour because it was so much fun Seeing what life is like inside Chaz MSNBC decided to send down one of their guys Down to the front lines Down to the trenches Tensions grow in Seattle protest zone After deadly shooting ladies and gentlemen Let's have a look at life inside Chaz After a deadly shooting So earlier There was a shooting We know overnight it appeared to be a drive-by shooting In fact you can still see some of the remnants of the glass But when the car was taking away It was a white SUV Two people shot one person killed The other person in male in critical condition Police came in here They extracted the vehicle all in about 20 minutes They were talking to some of the protesters on the ground They got their statements They collected evidence First time we've really seen police Do any police work Inside the chopped zone since we've been here Which It's going well huh All it takes is a deadly shooting And then somebody shows up for 20 minutes Carts the corpse away Throw the fucking sniff in the back of the van And let's get the fuck out of here They took statements for 20 minutes ladies and gentlemen Deadly shooting And then they had they fucking I tailed it right out of it Generally when some kind of crime occurs Especially when resulting in death It takes a little longer than 20 minutes To conclude your investigation of the crime scene 20 minutes I'll give the chairs, I'll give chairs one thing They have made policing in the area far more efficient They only turn up for the important stuff And then when they're there They don't fuck around Quickly get the statements and get the hell out of here Where's the chalk outline guy?
Fuck it Just don't worry about it Let's just drag the body and throw it back at the truck Let's get out of here Come on, we're not welcome here So well done to Chats They're saving the state money They're saving the city money Tax my money No overtime for the cops in Seattle anymore They should be applauded Well done Chats They're fiscal conservatives obviously Just for about a week's island And after they left the community Kind of cleaned up their own area As that was happening Yeah, we watched the blood off the ground The blood of oppression We watched the blood off the ground Because it was becoming a bit depressing For everybody in Chats The word that the chief of police was coming To chop She came and she basically Spoke to the press Spoke to the protesters and says Good Because if we needed a strong figurehead now In Chats Now is the time The chief of police Who's forces left the area Quote Because they were yelling at us We covered that press conference on this show They were yelling on us So we had to leave So I'm sure After a deadly shooting She's going to Take some responsibility here And say You know what It's time for us to step up It's time for us to move in there And clean this lot out This can't be allowed to continue This is on us We're the police We have been entrusted with this responsibility To make sure that we're protecting the local community Yada yada yada So let's see the statement from the police team This cannot exist The way it is anymore And then talking to her Says that she wants this And didn't indicate Gave no timeline Gave no strategy for how she would do that But we spoke to her About exactly why she wants to have These barriers removed And to shrink this zone Listen to this Karen, thanks for joining us I'm not going to let the detractors And the naysayers And the adjectives And the haters There's a bunch of haters out there I'm not going to let the detractors And the naysayers Tell us how to do our job We're just going to sit back on the edge We're just going to sit back on the edge of Chaz And when somebody gets killed We're going to go in there And grab the corpse and get the fuck out That's how we're going to roll That's how we're going to handle this situation Taters, you know, be the ones that are the voice here There are people who live here There are multiple people who are being What homeless people living there right now This is fantastic Like I knew, I knew 2020 was going to be off its tits I'm sure all of you did too There's a big election, right? Election years are usually a little bit different A little bit more chaotic A little bit more sporadic A little more unpredictable But Jesus Christ Did we imagine any of this taking place? They're banning mullets They're banning the golden curls You have armed protesters taking over cities You have McDonalds One of the world's largest corporations Talking about Black Lives, fuck it better Who knew? You've got whole economies being locked down We're closing bars But we're keeping restaurants open If they serve alcohol 2020 is off its tits I don't know if I want to go back to 2019 Or skip ahead to 2021 I don't know what's going to be better here Maybe 2019 Maybe that's 2019 We'll look at 2019 and say that was The least That was the last tolerable year that we have After that it's all downhill We're all going, we're just flying into the volcano now Maybe 2021 will be better I doubt it I think 2021 is going to be even worse But let's see Do it and hurt And we need to do something about it It is absolutely irresponsible We're not going to let the naysayers And the detractors It is absolutely irresponsible We need to do something about it Ah, is this thing on?
Excuse me Chief That's your fucking job What is this? What's this? We shit We need to do something about it No, darling You need to do something about it Nobody's willing to take responsibility for anything How about that? It is her fucking job To do something about it We need to take responsibility What we Know you, sweetheart You, you're the one with the fucking job You've got the title You've got the cast base out the front of HQ You've got the fucking badge and the gun It's your job I'm not going to let Yeah, these people are irresponsible Exactly, sir No, no You're being irresponsible You're not taking responsibility for anything Oh, we had to leave They were yelling at us We're not going to let the detractors and haters Bring us down The royal we Fucking fantastic Uh, let's do this one Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls This one was sent through by Stefan Sears, thank you, Steph Because we have covered from time to time The I'm on your side meme Is now my personal favorite of 2020 So far, I'm sure better ones will come up But I'm on your side, I'm on your side As the rocks come through the window That's the best thing that's happened And we covered before Media getting involved in the protests And the riots and stuff Remember the cops smashing the journalist Over the face with his shield We played that clip Uh, we played the clip of the media Not understanding why You know, hey, I'm on your side What are you attacking us for?
I'm on your side We're in this together, no, you're not Get the fuck out of here, see? The people are attacking the CNN building So it doesn't deter them though They're like the Swedish rape victim Who apologizes to their rapist Because the rapist got deported You know what I mean? That's basically what the corporate media is now So, Steph sent us this clip Thank you, Stefan Let's have a look here Uh, Brandy Cruz from Q13 Fox On June 17th outside of Chaz So she's covering Chaz We're big supporters of Chaz here in the corporate press We love Chaz It is a racial equality mecca Let's see how the good residents of Chaz treat The American press Which is, you know Outside, I guess you can call it outside influence Foreign press now Hey, you know it Hey, bro, I'm a piece of protest Those big members men are right You have every right to be here to be filmed This is a dirty piece of cure there Listen, I'm just filming Are you gonna listen to me or even ask like that? Oh dear I sent some white woman entitlement here Did she just say what I thought she said to this guy?
Uh, ma'am, do you realize where you are? Have a listen one more time Members men are right You have every right to be here to be filmed This is a dirty piece of cure there Listen, I'm just filming Are you gonna listen to me or even ask like that? Oh, oh, excuse me Are you gonna listen to me or are you gonna act like that? Are you gonna act like a...
Stop acting like one of these, Dan People And look at the hand motion too She's got the, uh, she's got the teddy heart The crowd loves me So nobody can hurt me Fucking shield of, you know, invincibility around her right now You know what I mean? The fans love me so I can never get hurt doing this Okay Your uncle might say something about that If you could, but he's fucking dead So, you know, whatever But she is all powerful in this moment Are you gonna listen to me or are you just gonna keep acting like that? It's like, oh, honey Why don't you just go up to the pool and kick him in the nuts? Why don't you do that?
It may work out for you, who knows? Are you just gonna keep charging me or are you gonna sit down and calm down? I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you haven't heard of it before yet Y'all tired of the problem, bro We haven't even heard of it yet We haven't even heard of it yet We haven't even heard of it yet We've heard of it yet Anyway, we're getting ready to go on, that's fine Y'all talking about bro Okay What you talking about bro, bro Yo, Fox 13 is a Republican news source, bro You spread misinformation, I haven't even started talking yet I'm on your side In a rub, everything y'all trying to report on We've got two reporters I'm here talking about What's coming up? You guys are coming, you guys are coming But I don't want it I don't know what's more, um, I don't know what's more pointless here Arguing with a Chaz Prochester or arguing with a female reporter I don't know You tell me which is the more pointless endeavor I don't know which way to go on this one This is like two people speaking a different language Trying to decide what to order for lunch In a restaurant where the restaurant Is the menu was written in another language We're not getting anything out of this You listen to me, no you listen to me Hit play, let's find out Thank you for the ninja game, I don't know if it's AJAX MT or IAX MT I don't know if you're a football fan and it's IAX from the great city of Amstradam Or if it's AJAX the cleaning liquid So I'll say IAX, AJAX, how about that?
Thank you for the ninja game, you're very generous of it You're being very immature What gave it away? I would expect these people to be the pillars of responsibility and maturity I mean we saw that, we saw their organic garden Only a very mature individual could plan a garden like that So it is IAX, shout out to the good IAX, one of the greatest clubs in Europe In European history, IAX, ladies and gentlemen Original home of one of my favorite footballers, Dennis Birkamp There you go Hey, Miranda, we've got some All right, boys, bring in the muscle This is Q13 Fox, don't let them get that dis-info out there Hey, John, make us look out, bro Roll, roll, roll She's very used to barking out orders, isn't she? Are you gonna listen? Why are you being so immature?
Follow me, let's roll, let's do this Okay, I'm not sure if she's aware of her situation yet or not I don't know if she really can understand the fact that she's not really in a position to be barking orders of people on the street, yet I haven't watched this clip yet, I have a feeling she's about to be made aware But she has no official power in jazz But let's see Now another white woman enters the fray And now see, now this white woman knows her place, she's doing what she's told Why do I say these things? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, kind of Black man in jazz yells out, hey, let's fuck up this broadcast This woman dropped whatever she was doing She's straight over there Okay, did you call for me, do you need assistance? The only way to defuse the white woman on the street is with another white woman apparently And as you know, we saw the clip last week, ladies and gentlemen The white women in Chas play a very vital role, they are the enforcers in Chas Remember the black only park? It was patrolled by white women And they were the ones saying, no, no, you can't go in here, this is a black only space It's the white women in Chas who do the security, they do the grunt work So when he called for muscle, of course it would be one of the white women in Chas who runs straight over Straight there, sorry, I have to stop feeding my baby I have to get over there, a black man told me to do something, I'm needed I'm, my services are required Boss news, fake news No, this is not fake news, this is great news, this is tremendous news here that we're getting My Because y'all get us get away with everything I have followed you on Twitter, I know that you're a racist isn't it glorious isn't it grand you know and I wish that we could like get back to a time when we would talk about like economics and shit that's really what I'd rather I'd much prefer to be doing like you know talking about well should we have a five percent increase in the taxation on this particular thing well I really think that this level of taxation increases really indicative of a government that cares very little about the lives of small business owners and I think we need to be doing more to encourage people to enter into entrepreneurial roles like I'm a very boring person but how can we talk about any of that when all of this is filling up the space and it's only getting worse nothing important it's funny nothing important matters anymore only the unimportant stuff now matters none of the real things are real anymore only the unreal things are real none of the legitimate things are legitimate anymore only the illegitimate things are legitimate and none of what you thought you know politics and civilized society should be is that's no longer civilized or political I mean we're banning mullets we're banning the golden girls white women are patrolling black only parks I had so much more to get through tonight but we'll save a little for tomorrow I want to try and bring on a special guest later on in a week and get into this a little more and I'll talk to him after the show and see what he can do but until then ladies and gentlemen until tomorrow night that'll do us for tonight on this edition of the daily boogie thank you for all your support tonight on delive we got there in the end we got the alerts working in the end thank you for joining us here on a Monday night I'll be back at 6 p.m.
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