Cost of a Coffee - Surgeon Simulator

Surgeon Simulator is to Surgery, like Pilot Wings is to flying an Airbus A380.  It’s fair to say that it’s not an accurate representation of how complicated surgery should be performed.  You play as a surgeon whom I suspect is called Nigel, going through his basic training, which consists of a game of operation where you smash the ribs with a hammer and rip out some organs.  Once this extensive induction is completed, you sign your disclaimer and off you go to perform a heart transplant on your poor patient. Bob.  The game consists of four operations to be unlocked as you progress, starting with a heart transplant before progressing to a double kidney transplant, eye transplant and finally the teeth transplant.  Now I’m not sure that a heart transplant is the easiest of all surgical procedures and I don’t think a teeth transplant is actually a thing at all, but we’ve already highlighted Surgeon Simulators patent disregard for accuracy, so let’s not dwell on that.