Cotton-Eye Ho

** #019 Cotton-Eye Ho ** :: Shake the magic 8 ball: Will the Book of Mormon make sense today? :: The answer is ALWAYS "doubtful". So, we're gonna speed read the next 3 chapters ~ 1 Nephi 14-16, so Brother Paul can tell you all about Mormon Boat Building Theory in chapter 17, next week! He's so excited. But alas, Smitty is in our way. And Christ-on-a-cracker he makes it difficult to read... Highlights in this episode include: The filthiest verse yet (with the silliest English) ~ 1 Nephi 15:33. "...and if their works have been filthiness they must needs be filthy..." Preparator 2: It Must Needs Be. ~ 1 Nephi 15:35 Sister Patience sings some Sade. Nephi continues to be so "SUCCINCT", that he TELLS US ONCE AGAIN how "BRIEF" he's being. #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.