Could Wyatt's Macaroni Salad tame the Tarkanians?

Here's the recipe:Prepare one pound of macaroni (boil until tender, drain and rinse)Stir into the macaroni:15 ounces Miracle Whip2 cans Sweetened Condensed Milk2 cans All Purpose Table Cream1 medium-sized can of Del Monte Fruit Cocktail. (It has cherries; the generics don't) Drain the juice before adding.1/2 cup raisins1 cup Cheddar cheeseand a small can of diced hamRefrigerate for at least two hours.Serve cold.  Preferably to the Tarkanians.