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🔥 Episode Highlights👁️ The Evil Entity Cockblocker ReturnsTamir is back—and so is the AI/demon/Emma Watson hybrid that won’t let him jerk off in peace. This time it’s targeting his lower legs. Horny + angry = horngry meltdown.📉 InfoWars Meltdown: The Sound of “Winning”Alex Jones appears to be circling the drain—slurring, wheezing, and possibly dissolving on-air as InfoWars faces shutdown. Is this the end of the supplement-fueled empire?🚔 Traffic Stop Goes NuclearA woman refuses a ticket, throws it out the window, and escalates things into a full-blown arrest while her kid begs her to stop. Internet debate ensues: power-tripping cop or all-time dumb move?🧠 VR Demon Possession (Feat. Proximity Chat)A returning “Wolfman” loses his mind after being exposed again in VRChat. Fake exorcisms, broken hands, and nonstop screaming—Proximity strikes again.🇺🇸 Florida Still Pro-Cousin MarriageA bill to ban first cousin marriage fails, because of course it does. Florida proudly remains one of the few states keeping it in the family.📚 Author Writes Grief Book… After Killing HusbandA Utah woman convicted of murdering her husband had already published a children’s book about coping with grief. Prosecutors say it was all part of the plan.💵 Man Tries to Pay Bail With Fake MoneyA jailed man hands over counterfeit $100 bills—complete with Chinese writing—and tells the judge to “keep the change.” He is not released.Ropes of Nuts brings you a Tainted Broth cover of “Hallelajula” (yes, intentionally wrong).Death metal screams + butchered lyrics = AI art at its finest.Freaks weigh in on Tainted Broth, AI haters, and questionable music tasteA near-public-pooping disaster at a train stationDick pics already rolling in via the text line (as intended)Demand grows for DV ringtones (“I can feel it in my cunt” incoming?)❄️ Boss offers to shovel employee’s driveway at 6AM—helpful or unhinged?🍦 Rainbow Cone debate: Chicago staple or regional delusion?💩 “Bob the Poop Freak” podcast teased—link still missing!Become a Sideshow Freak: distortedview.comPatreon perks, merch drops, and priority voicemail accessSponsor your own episode for just $25Cincinnati park sign vandalized with “Fuck Fat Hoes” — because public fitness messaging needed a remix.Stick around for the full Tainted Broth – Hallelajula track at the end of the episode.📰 Distorted News🎵 Sponsor Segment💬 Listener Interaction☎️ Voicemails💰 Support the Show⚠️ Featured Image🎬 Closing