Cow Uses Tools, Elephant Kills 22 People & The Welsh Health Ambassador Controversy

Send us Fan Mail⚡ EPISODE 41! Solar storms mess with Jack's crystals, Johnson & Johnson faces 67,500 cancer lawsuits, and a one-tusked elephant in India has killed 22 people. Plus: AI caught memorizing entire copyrighted books word-for-word.⏰ TIMESTAMPS:00:00 Intro - Solar Storms & Jingling Crystals03:00 Solar Flares Could Send Us to Stone Age10:00 Johnson & Johnson Talc: 67,500 Cancer Cases15:00 Welsh Health Ambassador Sparks Controversy18:00 UK Plans to Ban Social Media for Under-16s32:00 AI Caught Stealing Copyrighted Books42:00 Cow Named Veronica Learns to Use Tools47:00 One-Tusked Elephant: India's Serial Killer52:00 🪙 TOP 5 WEIRD CURRENCIES FROM HISTORY 🪙📰 MAIN STORIES COVERED:⚡ **SOLAR STORM WARNING**Carrington Event-level solar storm could wipe out satellites, collapse power grids, and send 20-40 million Americans into blackout for months/years. Last time this happened (1859), telegraph wires sparked and caught fire. Now? Everything electronic gets fried. Jack's crystals are very concerned.💊 **JOHNSON & JOHNSON TALC SCANDAL**Federal judge allows experts to testify that talc causes ovarian cancer. 67,500 lawsuits pending. They've switched from talc to cornstarch, but the damage is done. We discuss why baby powder might've been poisoning babies while execs knew about it.🏥 **HEALTH MINISTER HYPOCRISY**Welsh Health Ambassador appointment sparks outrage. We compare to Belgian Health Minister. Augustus Gloop's twin sister? Body positivity until ozempic came out? We discuss the irony.📱 **SOCIAL MEDIA BAN FOR UNDER-16s**UK follows Australia in planning social media ban for teens. We debate: Is this safety or censorship? Will it lead to mandatory digital IDs? Why not force platforms to change algorithms instead of banning kids?🤖 **AI COPYRIGHT BOMBSHELL**Study proves GPT-4, Gemini, Claude memorized entire copyrighted books. They can reproduce them 70%+ accurately. We test it live. SUNO scraped all of YouTube's music without permission. Digital gold rush with zero consequences.🐄 **COW USES TOOLS**Veronica the cow (age 13, Austria) learns to use brooms to scratch herself. Uses brush end for some spots, round end for others. We're not top of food chain anymore.🐘 **INDIA'S SERIAL KILLER ELEPHANT**One-tusked bull elephant kills 22 people since early January. Covers 30km/day. 100+ forest personnel searching. Not a stampede - individual targeted attacks. Separated from herd, highly aggressive, evades tranquilizers. 2,800+ elephant deaths in India over 5 years due to deforestation.💡 KEY DISCUSSIONS:- Why talc lobbyist is worse than gun/tobacco lobbyists- Whether Trump's Greenland threats were negotiation tactics- If drunk elephants are more dangerous than sober ones- The Cannibal Cookbook on Amazon (3.4 stars)- Why cornflakes were invented to stop masturbation🔬 SCIENCE FACTS:- 1859 Carrington Event made night become day- Faraday cages protect from solar storms (your car might work)- Talc is hydrated magnesium silicate (sounds poisonous)- Crows and magpies can use tools (smarter than cows)- Elephants cover 30km/day when hunting humansDon't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the BELL 🔔 for more weekly chaos!Fun fact: This episode was recorded during a solar storm. Apologies if it affected our brain function.#Talc #JohnsonAndJohnson #SolarStorm #AI #Copyright #SerialKillerElephant #India #HealthMinister #SocialMediaBanSubscribe to our channel on YouTubeCheck out our website at temporallyscripted.comFollow us on X, too!