Crack an egg on your head, let the yolk run down

This week, you're invited to a virtual bridal shower where Kate reads listeners' funny and cringy stories from our favorite parties where we watch people act SHOCKED to open gifts that they've already picked out. Instead of mourn the absence of these important milestone events, Kate wanted to celebrate them and get excited for their return by reflecting on things like all the off-registry gifts you also wish you could return. She also discusses her fear of women's khakis making a comeback, reflects on the pile of clothing she swears she'll sell on Poshmark, pleads to resist the return of low rise denim, talks through some of her country music conspiracies, and then muses about her happy place: a mid-afternoon luncheon at your godmother's house in the suburbs where the weird compliments about your 'figure' are as prevalent as the soggy Costco pinwheels and ambitiously bite-sized Caprese skewers. Enjoy! Sponsors: Go to HelloFresh.com/bethereinfive80 and use code bethereinfive80 to get a total of $80 off, including free shipping on your first box. Get 25% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use code BETHEREINFIVE at checkout. Featured Black-owned businesses: http://www.eyeseeme.com https://hamabeauty.com/ http://www.thelitbar.com/