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It's an absolute pleasure to be with you once again. I hope you had a lovely weekend because I certainly did, and as always, so much to get through, and so little time, even less time tonight. I'm gonna open up with some... It's gonna be good or bad news, depending on your outlook, but I'm gonna have to cut tonight's show a little bit short.
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Let's open tonight's show with this story right here, which I'm sure you will appreciate because it's right up our fucking alley. San Diego Gas and electrical worker fired over alleged racist gesture. He says he was cracking his knuckles. Of course, ladies and gentlemen, this is what a white supremacist would say.
I've heard that old white supremacist lie for decades now. But sir, I was just cracking my knuckles enough. Let's chase him into the cornfield. A Ramona man says he was fired at his job at San Diego Gas and electrical after a stranger posted a picture of him on Twitter and accused him of making a white power sign with his hand.
That's right. Not a local politician, not a member of the military, not a member of the police force, a guy who works for the gas company. Well, gas and electrical. So let's say what's going on here.
Maybe that's why he works for the gas company because he is a white supremacist. Let's say what's going on here with this little story. I love these little local news stories. I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
It's scary that you can be charged, tried and convicted on social media without your permission with no corroborating evidence of any type. Wow, he sounds like a fully flaged white supremacist, doesn't he? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
It's really, it's really upset in homes. You know, homes I was just like driving down the highway and shit. And you know, I said it's really fucking confronting and shit, you know, to be like, you know, tried in a public opinion on Twitter and stuff and like lose your fucking job, man. It's like really upsetting homes.
A local SDG, any worker has been fired. It's DJD. There after allegations of racism were made against him. Now he's speaking exclusively to NBC seven about what he called a major misunderstanding.
He says his employer jumped to the judges. Over into the diamond. Thank you for joining us. Boomer Contessa here, dearies.
He should not have lost his job. It has the spirit. Yeah, but like you say you shouldn't have lost your job homes, but maybe you should have thought about that before you were like cracking your knuckles and shit. You know, there's going to be somebody, you know, people have been cracking their knuckles before they crack whips.
Yo, that's what I've been told, you know, like historically and shit, people crack their knuckles before they start oppressing people and shit. So, you know, you should have thought about that, my homie, sorry, developing. It all started about two weeks ago, near a Black Lives Matter rally in highway. Yeah.
He had an interaction with a member of the public that later got posted on Twitter. He said shortly after he was fired by his employer, SDG&E. Really? This was a tweet that Emmanuel Coward, he says, started it all.
It shows a SDG&E. Wow, holding his hand out the window of his car, hmm? Fire this man. Get rid of this white supremacist.
Shut up, crack a jack. That's just to be the jet. Fuck an unbelievable, huh? Mr.
The gala. I fucking knew it. This is great. Everything's fine.
I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to the future society which is actually happening now. Hmm. Which sees us walking around on eggshells afraid to say what we actually think. Like I've said in the previous show, that's really my main point of contention when it comes to PC language and PC culture is it's fucking exhausting.
Because they have to use five words where I can use one, you know what I mean? Instead of saying there are workers in the left lane, please, please merge right. They say, excuse me, motorist, please observe title signage to facilitate safe maintenance activities. We're now in a place where you can't even hang your hand out the window of your own car while you're cruising down the highway without being fired from your fucking job.
How about that? I love this stuff. Genuinely, like I know, I'm like, I'm like, I think I'm like, most people, I used to get upset about this, but now it happens so often and getting upset doesn't work. The only thing we can hope for now is that so many people get fired and get labeled as white supremacists, then eventually when a census forms are filled out, there'll be more white supremacists than there are anybody else.
And it's like, well, it seems like everybody in the country is now white supremacists. I guess we can get back to work. Then the people who aren't white supremacists will be in the minority. I mean, this guy's clearly a Mexican, right?
He's clearly got a Mexican bat. He's got a Mexican accent, Hans. So when we were roping the Mexicans into the white supremacist movement in the future in about 20 or 30 years time, the Mexicans and the Latinos are going to be like one of the larger population groups in the United States. So if we can, if we can turn them all into white supremacists now, then we're going to be better off in the future.
You see how this works? You worker making a hand gesture that some say is a white supremacist sign. Some say others say, what the fuck is wrong with you? The thing I love most about the white supremacist like the OKT is that the corporate media acknowledges that it was started as a troll on poll.
Like they even say it in the fucking articles that they write about this stuff. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. See you in hell.
They even say it in the articles that they write about this that, well, this was an OK symbol, but then some trolls on 4chan tried to meme it into a white supremacist symbol in order to own the media. But now white supremacists are using it. It's like, no, no, no, no. You're stupid.
You're stupid. You're stupid. Thank you for playing. Unfucking believable.
Every time something like this happens, every time something like this happens, you get further away from credibility. You get further away from reasonable. You mean yourself again and again and again and again and again. That's why I love it.
When my supervisor said that, I was being accused of being lazy. Sorry, that's not fair. That's why do I say things like that? I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, Mr. Catholic. I didn't mean it. It's just a joke.
I'm sure you're a very good worker. I'm sure you're very comfortable and efficient and always getting the job done. I guess I'm a white supremacist now, too. They're fucking new.
See how easy it is to fall into those traps. Watch your mouth. Did you not notice the eggshells on the floor, sir? Try to control yourselves, children.
Doing a white supremacist gesture. That was baffling. That was happening. That's what he was doing in the picture and says he had no idea what a symbol meant.
He was just cracking his knuckles. Cool story, bro. Then I was just cracking my knuckles. Holy shit.
I'm gonna go right now. One chip TV. Dropping again, he honest. Thank you so much.
Very generous. How many dead penis people out there for fuck's sake? All of us are dead penis people. We are all dead penis.
But shortly after he was informed that he was suspended by SDG and attending an investigation and a few days late. There's our favorite saying on the show again. Ladies and gentlemen, the person has been put on indefinite leave pending an investigation. You can get a job at HR at any company as long as you remember that one sentence.
That's all you have to say. Go into the interview. They will sit you down. What experience do you have?
Well, I once told a press angle that somebody was being placed on indefinite leave pending an investigation. Congratulations. You're hired. That's all you need to do.
The only experience you need. Fuckin' unreal. This is what happens. See?
Here's the fun part, right? When we make jokes, when we talk about people who, you know, the meme that people who graduate from liberal arts colleges in like useless degrees, like, you know, sociology and stuff, which used to actually mean something sociology, but now it's just become a tool for activism. But people who graduate from these degrees, they don't all end up as baristas, right? They don't all end up serving drinks at the local bar, local bar, or, you know, picking up dishes at a restaurant, right?
Some of them actually make their way into the corporate world. Do you know what kind of positions they get? They get shit with titles like, say, um, chief of community engagement, stuff like that. Head of diversity.
These are the people that are infesting the corporate world and the business world, or, in this case, the government world, the public world. This is how things like this, this is how stories like this come to fruition because of graduates like that. This is where they go. And they write little policies and little procedures and little protocols and they come up with a whole set of rules and they sit down and they have counseling sessions.
They have re-education sessions with their employees and they tell them, okay, here are the rules this week. Here are the things you are allowed to say. Here are the things you are not allowed to say. And you think, oh, it's just a joke who gives a fuck, nobody's paying attention until one day you're cruising down the highway, cracking your knuckles out the side of the car.
Somebody takes a photo of it, sends it to Twitter, next thing you know, you're in a boss's office trying to explain how you're not a white supremacist. It's fucking horrifying. After he was informed that he was suspended by asking you to do any pending investigation, and a few days later, he was fired. I do that a lot when I'm driving, it has no...
He drives around flushing white power symbols all the time, apparently. Good job, Emmanuel. Keep digging, you Nazi-bigot-stum. Racism is behind it.
It's like I'm not even a racist, y'all. It's like, wait, the premises told me what the fuck you're talking about, eh, sir? I was confident that I would be able to, you know, with my character, show SDG, and I'm not a racist. According to the entire definition.
That's where you're wrong, sir. According to the ADL, who we know, you're not your uncle, uncle, uncle, vini, uncle, vini, god. Not your uncle, vini, says, what a racist name, Emmanuel. That's where you're wrong, sir.
I thought that I could show my employer for whom I've been working for some time without any complaint. That I was not a racist. Well, I'm afraid, Mr. Cavity, that's where you're wrong, you see.
Because we referenced the ADL website, and we saw on the website a picture, that kind of somewhat looks like the thing that you were doing outside the window of the car a little bit. Therefore, we have determined that it would be too risky to keep you on here. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go under the suspicion that you're a white supremacist. OK, Holmes?
What a fucking circus. What a circus. And it's always the people who are like, oh, that'll never happen, that'll never happen, that'll never happen here. Who thought five years ago that you could be fired from your job for hanging your hand out the window of a car?
Who thought that was going to happen? Still today, when we talk about different topics on a show, and I'm like, don't worry, it's coming. And they're like, no, it'll never happen here. What do you know?
It'll never happen here. So they're already firing people for doing nothing. So like, what the fuck do you expect? What do you think is going to happen?
We're fighting a culture war. You can't even keep your job at the gas company. When you hang your hand out the window of a moving car, we're fighting the culture. The culture war is done.
You lost it over. The only thing we can do now is collect and collaborate and, you know, get together all of these funny little stories so we can entertain each other in the gulags. That's all we have because it's all fucking over. Actually, this hand sign has been used in recent years.
Look, look, look, look at this. Cool story, Essay. You say that you're not a racist, but I've got news for you, punk. We checked the ADL website and we found something that kind of looks like your picture.
What do you have to say about that? Hitler? Adolf? What do you got to say about that, huh?
I was confident that I would be able to, you know, with my character show SDG News and I'm not a racist. According to the Anti-Defamation League, this hand sign has been used in recent years by White Supromisys as a white-powered gesture. No one hasn't. No one hasn't.
No one hasn't. No, it hasn't. It was started by some very funny people on a very fun website to make idiots like you say that it's a white-powered gesture. It's not a white-powered gesture, it never was.
It was invented out of nothing and you fucking ran with it. Because you're stupid. Because you're a dog chasing cars. But a post on the organization's website says that it is also widely used as a sign signifying approval.
Do you want to hear that again? Do you want to hear that again? Listen to this. This story is coughing the mucus out of my lungs.
Have a listen to this. Listen very carefully to the subtext here. Here's by White Supromisys. It's been used for years by white supremacists to show white power.
As a white-powered gesture. Right. But a post on the organization's website says that it is also widely used as a sign signifying approval. Do you hear what's happening here?
It's also used as a sign signifying approval. It's also the OK sign. So they've now relegated the OK sign's definition to second place. It is now referred to as a white supremacist symbol that sometimes gets used to say everything's good, mate.
Up until now, it's been the other way around. Up until now, they would report it as this, for a long time, has been used as an OK symbol. But also is used as a symbol by white supremacists. Now, it's a symbol used by white supremacists, which is also sometimes used as the OK symbol.
Fuck me. We're just switching it around now. Isn't that great? In which if they were the diamonds, there's boogie bumper approved and it posts a whole bunch of white supremacist symbols.
It's sometimes used to say OK as well. Drum boy in the chat. What symbol hasn't been adopted by white supremacists at this point? All of them?
All of them? Kitty Bean in the chat says that is what they use at KK meetings to drop the rope. And therefore shouldn't be assumed to be a white supremacist symbol unless there's other evidence to support those claims. Well, we've got plenty of evidence to support the claims.
Number one, he was working for the gas company. Number two, he's a Mexican. That's all we need. He was driving probably with a state issued license.
We know how much those fascists like the state. So I mean, there's another notch in your belt for this would-be dictator, this white supremacist. This evil, evil, evil, gas and electrical company employee. It's not looking good for you, sir.
I don't know how long it's going to take me to get over this, but it's a loser dream job for playing with your fingers. It's a hard pill to swallow. That's the black pill, man. That's the black pill.
It always goes down hard. Trust me. The sooner you get it down, the better. Off you'll be.
It's a hard pill to swallow. That ain't the red pill. That's the black pill. It goes down sideways.
It's the size of a fucking football. You will choke. You will cry. Tears will come out of your eyes.
You'll gasp for air. You'll wish that you hadn't taken it. But once you get it down, life will be so much better. Once you realize that everything's fucking ridiculous and insane.
Once you realize that we are in, plunk, plunk, plunk. Once you get over this dream that you're clinging to, that one day common sense will take over and one day the good people of the world will all wake up. It's from some fucking slumber. Start taking things back.
Once you get over that, things get easier. Calvity is Mexican-American. Does it come from a diaper? I have no idea.
Captain Hedgerman of the Diamond says the black pill tastes the best. It does. And it's necessary. It's a necessary pill.
You can go through life quite easily without taking the red pill. But here's the thing. Eventually everyone will take the black pill whether they like it or not. So best get it down now before it's shoved in there.
They even say on the news report, Mr. Caffity is a Mexican-American who says he comes from a diverse family. So what? That's the modern-day equivalent of saying I have a black friend.
It doesn't work anymore. But I'm not even white. So what? You're white supremacist.
Us, there's other evidence to support those claims. I don't know how long it's going to take me to get over this. It's a weird dream job for playing with your fingers. It's a hard pill to swallow.
Yeah. Caffity is not playing with your fingers, huh? It's a good American and says he comes from a diverse family of all races. He says he's proud of SDG&E for taking any allegations of racism seriously.
But he wants his job back. I'm on your side. I'm on your side. Thank you for taking the racism issue seriously for my employer who fired me for cracking my knuckles.
But can I have my job back? No. You scum. Coffee Talk with Sandra.
Thank you for the Diamonds. She says the red pill fucks your world up. No, but the black pill makes it all better again. The black pill is the truth.
The red pill is filled with dangerous hope. It's filled with Hopium. You don't need that shit. Trust me.
Everybody scum. Let's have a look at this. This one was sent through by, uh, General Eaton, ladies and gentlemen, over the weekend. We're going to check in with the good residents of Chaz, which is now called Chop for some reason.
I'm sticking with Chaz. I like Chaz better. Chop is not the, it's not a good name for the case. Coffee Talk with Sandra with the Diamonds says the black pill is depressing.
No, it's not. The black pill is liberating. Once you stop caring, you'll start enjoying life again. Things will taste nicer.
Uh, by the way, follow Coffee Talk with Sandra on dlive.tv slash Coffee Talk with Sandra. She does a lot of that nice, happy Hopium shit talks about things like feelings and stuff. It's great for people who are into that kind of thing. I like Sandra.
I'm not really one for the hopeful. Everything's going to work out. But I like what she does and I hope she's a successful at it. And she has some very good guests on her show at times and other times she has real counts on her show.
But that's okay. I like Sandra the person and I like what she does. Uh, so let's check in with the residents of Chaz. Ladies and gentlemen, see what's going on here.
Welcome back. Protesters on Seattle Capitol Hill are fighting for change from the police and city. But residents nearby say they're being harmed in the process. What?
Even describing themselves as hostages. They're like, we're taking hostages now. I had no idea it would come to this. It's almost like the residents of this zone, this autonomous zone, are being pressured into staying there.
That's never happened before, has it? I'm looking forward to the wall of Chaz being erected any day now. It's not to keep people out, it's to keep people in. Peaceful hostages, exactly.
There's no doubt have been turned upside down. They're just hoping for some normalcy as soon as possible. Well, a section of my city was taken over by an armed militia. But I'm just hoping that life gets back to normal any day now.
Any day now. The police in my city ran away from the armed militia because, according to the words of the police chief, quote, they were yelling at us. So we had to leave. I just hope things get back to normal.
You keep reaching for that rainbow. You keep hoping. Maybe one day. Dear residents of Chaz.
Actually, Robertson talked to residents and protesters about how CHOP is being received by his two neighbors. Look at this. Look at this, Chad. Is he wearing a cravat?
Fucking knitted shirt over here. Holy shit. This guy's, this man is completely unprepared for the Chaz situation. You need to send in one of your wartime reporters.
You need to send in one of the guys who, you know, is used to being fired at in Iraq or something when you go into Chaz for interviews. Minister of fun in the chat. Give me, he says, he looks defeated. He kind of looks like a young Kiefa Sutherland.
Doesn't he? Like an 18-year-old Kiefa Sutherland. Why am I here? I don't want to be here.
Even the news is hipster fat dog in the chat. Sebastian. And his name is Sebastian. Sorry.
Sorry to any Sebastian's out there. I'm sure you're a cool Sebastian. This guy, not a cool Sebastian. This is the kind of Sebastian that non-Sebastian think of when they hear Sebastian.
This Sebastian here. I'm sure you're the, I'm sure you're the, uh, the exemption to the rule. Other Sebastian's, but this Sebastian, definitely a Sebastian. Capital S.
So these complaints coming from the residents themselves from tear gas pouring into their apartment buildings at the beginning of this to now allow music throughout the night. They're playing loud music. Tier gas and loud music. The sounds of Chas, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean, all of my shit is being stolen out of my home. I can't drive my car to the local store anymore because they've put up these bloody roadblocks everywhere. It's not safe out there on the street. Did you hear another man was shot and killed yesterday and the police couldn't get to him?
They wouldn't let the paramedics in. Did you hear about that? Yes, I did, honey. It's awful.
They play loud music all night. It's unruly. It's horrible. It's terrible.
It's terrifying. Look, I'm for, I'm all forced standing up against the police state. I'm all forced standing for black justice, but I won't be listening to that rap music until two in the morning. That I will not stand for.
Call the police. Somebody put a stop to this. It's clear that if the chop is going to coexist, the people who already live in this neighborhood. The chop is not going to coexist.
They genuinely think Chas is going to be around forever. Chas will outlive the United States. Some changes need to be made. Chas.
To the rest of the world, this area is the chop or chas. We're not even here most of the time and it's terrible to live here right now. Ooh. It sounds like a white supremacist if you ask me.
You know, I'm not pointing any fingers. I'm not cracking any knuckles or anything, but it's terrible here. What are you, some kind of Nazi bro? Do you want the jack boots to return?
Do you want those awful evil police stalking killing us in the streets again? What is that? Think about what you're asking for. Iceman, double four, double three in the chat.
Follow Iceman on D-Lite by the way, ladies and gentlemen. Biden's their mascot and he's going to get a statue. Biden is a statue. He doesn't need a statue made.
He is one. To the rest of the world, this area is the chop or chas. No, to the rest of the world, this is a fucking circus. That's all it is.
To the rest of the world, this is an ant farm. To the rest of the world, this is like getting a whole bunch of bugs and putting them in a jar and then poking some holes in the top of the jar and just sitting back and watching while they eat each other. That's what it is to the rest of the world. We're not even here most of the time and it's...
We're not even here most of the time. We're not in favor of this. I do not like this. They play their awful urban music until two o'clock in the morning.
I cannot get any of my studies done. Terrible to live here right now. It's just not conducive. To Sir John, it's his backyard.
He's only comfortable using his first name. He lives in one of the apartment. Looks good down at the chairs. Looks like a fucking Burning Man festival.
Without the fun. It's like Burning Man except they took out the LSD and the random sex of strangers and just replaced it with a warlord and shootings. Can I at least get my dick wet here? No.
That's fucking... Try to have sex with people in chairs. That's misogynist, bro. You're supposed to have more respect for women in chairs.
Hear the women choose you. You don't choose them. Buildings bordering Cal Anderson Park. Here's a video he shot of what his block looks like now.
If you want to perform in a stress-free environment, you want to be able to sleep well? You want to feel comfortable? You just want to be comfortable right now. See?
I thought the whole point of establishing the chairs in the first place was to provide people of color, a stress-free environment. I thought that was the point of all this. Wasn't it? What am I missing here?
Am I missing a trick in chairs? How can you not feel comfortable, man? You should be in heaven right now. This is what you wanted.
This is what you were asking for. To feel safe in your home. I won't live and learn. Don't worry, maybe get yourself a tent.
I mean, the real problem here is people thinking that they have a right to property. That's really the real problem. I don't know about you guys, but it seems obvious to me. You see, if you live in a tent and don't own anything, you're probably very happy in chairs.
Because you can just take whatever you want from the people who do own stuff. And the people who own stuff are otherwise known as white supremacists. White supremacists and jackboots and tyrants and racists and Nazis. So you can just take what you want from them.
Get yourself. It's time to leave the home behind. Here in chairs we are a nomadic society. We live in tents, close to Mother Earth.
We sleep with Mother Earth every night. So Sir John and his fiance are leaving. They'll stay with family for the next week. Their complaints aren't unique.
We've received emails from many that say they have real concerns about living inside or near the Capitol Hill organized protest zone. An area that police have publicly said they won't respond to unless there's a significant threat to life. That's a lie. No, no, no.
The zone is a significant threat to life. It's run by a warlord. Look, we're not going into chairs until there's a significant threat to life. Have it like three people died in the last week from gunshot wounds?
What am I missing here? Anyway, I fucking love this stuff. Again, once upon a time when I was a younger, more angry man who had hope that things could get better, this would have annoyed me this kind of story. I'd have been saying like, this can't be allowed.
Things need to be done. Things need to happen. Fuck all that. Honestly, that's where I'm at my life right now.
Fuck all that. Who cares? Fuck them. Because getting angry doesn't solve anything.
Getting angry doesn't make them stop doing it. The best you can do is just make sure that you and your family and the people you care about are okay. That's all you've got. Anything more than that is pointless.
Anything more than that and you're losing a battle. You're fighting a losing battle. Because most people, if you're down on your luck or if you're in the street and somebody breaks your leg or something or shoots you in the chest, they will step over you. They will walk around you.
Nobody cares. Nobody cares about your complaints. Nobody cares about the fucking Chas. Nobody gives a fuck.
So the best you can do is care about you and yours. And I said before, giving children fucking hormone replacement therapy and shit like that. You used to annoy me. It doesn't anymore.
Because getting angry doesn't make people stop. So now I just say, do what you want. And if that kid grows up hating you and God forbid something happens where they don't want to be around anymore or whatever and they do so new or even worse, then deal with it. Because I won't have any sympathy.
I'm not going to care and I won't give you sympathy. I'll see you in hell. Carry on here. Always complain.
It's not very high on that list. Or whatever agenda they have for themselves. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The opium, ladies and gentlemen.
We need to find some kind of compromise where we can get on with our lives and they can continue doing whatever agenda there is that they are doing. No, no, no. Their agenda is your life. Do you not understand that yet?
Their agenda is changing your life. Changing your existence. Changing the world you live in. My agenda is letting you do whatever the fuck you want and not caring.
That's my agenda. You should come and live in boogie stand if that's what you want. If you want to get on with your life and let other people get on with theirs, come and live in boogie stand. But if you want to be part of social change, if you want to change the order, if you want the world to be a different place, if you think that large full-scale movements across society need to take place in order to bring equality or justice or whatever the fuck it is you're fighting for, that's your life, bro.
Your life is going to have to change. What the hell is wrong with these people who think that they sign up for little petitions, they change their profile on Facebook, they say, I support this cause and then get confused when the cause fucks with their life. It's all about changing your life. For the people who live in tents and steal shit, their life is not going to change really one way or the other.
They're always going to be bums. They are always going to be losers. Bring the bell and get your cheese, man. Thank you for the gifted subwood chip TV.
They're always going to be scum. But for you, the aspirational person who wants like the house with the picket fence and the two and a half kids and the mortgage and stuff, you're the one that's going to have to be fucked with to upturn the social order. So just remember that when you support all these causes and then you'll be sweet. Well, I was arguing for a mass-wide society-wide movement to upturn the natural order in society.
I had no idea that it was going to fuck with my life. Too bad. That's exactly what it's about. Swallow that black pill, my man.
Fucking delicious. Chop, leaders are currently in negotiation with the city about what the future will look like. We wanted to know if they've addressed the concerns of the future of Chaz. Can you ensure the future of Chaz?
Will you recognise Chaz as an autonomous state, ladies and gentlemen? The neighbours. What is your message to frustrated residents that have complaints about loud music, about being uncomfortable with being home? This will be a good answer.
I haven't seen this yet. I haven't watched it. I don't. If you're new to the show, the people watching on BitWave, new listeners on D-Love, I genuinely try not to pre-watch anything or pre-read anything.
If I see a clip, I'll watch like 10, 20 seconds of it, and I'll go, yeah, we'll do that. And if I bring an article to the show, usually like I read like a headline and a paragraph here or there, and I'll bring it to the show. I'll see you now, because I want to give you a genuine reaction. So I have no idea what the answer is going to be.
What do you say to the people? I'm going to guess. I'm going to go out on a limb here. I could be wrong, but I'm generally pretty good at this kind of thing.
When asked what do you have to say to the residents who are complaining about the loud music and stuff, I suspect that her answer is going to be something along the lines of, you need to focus on the bigger picture. We're fighting for a better world for you. Support us, please, because we're here trying to make the world a better place. Something like that.
Straight from the professor's mouth to her brain. That's what I'm suspecting. We'll see how we go. Fucking in and out at night.
What do you say to them? If that just comforts them, I can't imagine how they feel about black people being murdered by police. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Don't you love it. See, this is the other reality as we look on to Chad Sebastian here from the local news on the ground in Chaz. Your concerns do not matter. Remember our friend Pajit saying that, oh, we need to, maybe we need to find some kind of compromise, so we can go along with our lives and then they can go along with whatever agenda they have.
No, no, no, no. Their agenda is your life, my man. And whatever concerns you have are fucking irrelevant. Because to the greasy wheel goes, to the squeaky wheel goes the grease, right?
To the loudest voice goes the appeasement. So for them, your concern will never be as important as their concern. Your life will never be as important as their life. Your daily routine will never be as important as their daily routine.
But I'm on your side. Shut the fuck up. What? What?
You're upset that there's some loud music playing? I guess you support the killing of innocent people by police. These people deal in non-sequiturs. Non-sequiturs is their language.
Get used to it. It's only getting worse. Concerns for the neighbors. Unbelievable.
What is your message to frustrated residents that have complaints about loud music, about being uncomfortable with being home, walking in and out at night? What do you say to them? If that discomforts them, I can't imagine how they feel about black people being murdered by police. There you have it.
There you have it. Um, with that, I'm going to take... I'm going to take... I will take the break because I want to promo, uh, you know, our buddies' shows.
I want to make sure that I get that in there because, uh, you know, it's important to give credit to other creators when there's credit to be given. And it's important to support the shows that support you. And it's important, you know, if you're on somebody's show or whatever, just to make sure that you do the right thing. And don't try to cut them out of clips and stuff.
And that kind of thing. So, uh, I'm going to take a quick five minute break so we can do the rounds, make sure we promo our bros, and I'll be back. Like I said, I'm going to have to finish a little bit earlier today, but I do have a couple more clips I want to go over with you. So stick around after the break, ladies and gentlemen.
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