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May 31, 2019 1 hr 50 min

Craig's Performance Problems - "Rookie School"

from Baywatch Watch Hosted by Heather, Zach, & Charlie

There's a lot of sexual tension in the air at Baywatch and also a little bit of old-fashioned lifeguard rookie school rivalry. Craig and Gina are on vacation and planning to make a baby, but it's just too much pressure for Craig and he's become a complete wreck incapable of doing anything besides complaining. Over at rookie school, Trevor has himself a brand new rival named Jeff who will do whatever it takes to finish first, and that includes having his own personal lifeguard coach who cares about "winning" rookie school more than anything else. This lifeguard coach really should find a new passion in life because this is just sad. Speaking of passion, Eddie is having the kind of sex Craig could only dream of with a girl named Amy that he recently met at rookie school. What's her deal? Oh, she's just pretending to be a lifeguard trainee because she's on the run from her drug lord ex-boyfriend who even the cops are afraid to go near. Those are the 3 main plot lines. But don't worry, we also get a moment where Mitch tells everyone at rookie school to do a five lap buoy swim, which he then explains is "Five laps around the buoy." Thanks for clearing that up, Mitch!

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