Crankers Court Is in Session: Straw Holes, Soap Crimes & Echolocation Superpowers!

Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates: How many holes does a straw really have? Is cereal a soup or just a soggy mistake? If you drop the soap… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 👀 Then we get inspirational with Daniel Kish, the real-life Daredevil, who has taught over 500 blind children to “see” using echolocation. This man is part superhero, part bat, and 100% badass. We also go full absurd with the return of the Chuck Norris joke era (yes, he can divide by zero), and we ask the timeless question no Renaissance sculptor ever answered:Why are the dudes in famous artwork so… uh… under-equipped? 🎨🥜 Plus:🏈 The NFL is saying goodbye to the chain gang and hello to the Hawk-Eye system—but will robots ruin 4th & Inches forever? Crank up the laughs, get weird with your coffee, and start your day with unapologetic chaoBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.