Crime Sucks: 99% of Us Don’t Do It and the Other 1% Are a Pain in the Valley

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (5.13)    There was a crash today in Santa Clarita when a bus collided with a big ol’ truck on Golden Valley Road leaving a dozen people injured. It’s very hilly out there with windy streets, folks. Thankfully, no-one was injured. Home Depot and Lowe’s are installing license plate readers in their parking lots to combat theft rings. Some people are worried the cameras could be used to track undocumented workers. Despite what Mayor Karen Bass asserts, it would appear crime in the San Fernando Valley is up. Last night there was a home invasion on Bluebell Ave. The thieves got by the home’s high-tech security system. What’s Timmy C’s advice? Best to not indicate that you’re wealthy — cover up those gargoyles and water features. Did you know? Ninety-nine percent of us don’t break into homes or stab people in the neck, et al. But the 1% that does it holds everyone else to ransom. Karen Bass calls policing crime in LA like playing “Whac-A-Mole,” although she can’t pronounce whatever that was. Let's talk about Timmy C’s new Monday-night theme song. And that discrimination PSA we used to play on KFI. Timmy C is still down in the dumps about the demise of Primm, formerly known as State Line, the town you stop at on the way to Las Vegas located on the border of California and Nevada. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.