Crime Week: Halloween Saga Ranking (with Author Crystal Storm & Moviegeek Crystal Hairston!)

We get together for a ranking of the rather problematic and largely dumbfoundingly inconsistent HALLOWEEN movie franchise. Why do the fan theories make better sense than the actual premise? How has this saga lasted this long with this much neglect? Why is Michael considered scary when we still don't know shit about his actual undead persona? I'm joined by two Crystals in the studio that night: Author Storm and film geek Hairston. Storm gets to come up with her own hot takes while Hairston gets to decipher this rubbish even further to where it's somewhat more coherent (all while convincing Cam to change 1/4 of his ratings). Check out Crystal Storm's Audio Dramas, Original Books & YouTube Gaming Channel here: https://crystalsimagination.com/ MAIN LINKS:  LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/JURSPodcast Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/JackedUpReviewShow/ Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2452329545040913 Twitter: https://twitter.com/JackedUpReview  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jacked_up_podcast/  SHOW LINKS: YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCIyMawFPgvOpOUhKcQo4eQQ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-jacked-up-review-show-59422651/ Podbean: https://jackedupreviewshow.podbean.com Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7Eg8w0DNympD6SQXSj1X3M Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jacked-up-review-show-podcast/id1494236218 RadioPublic: https://radiopublic.com/the-jacked-up-review-show-We4VjE Overcast: https://overcast.fm/itunes1494236218/the-jacked-up-review-show-podcast Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9hNDYyOTdjL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz Anchor:  https://anchor.fm/s/a46297c/podcast/rss PocketCasts: https://pca.st/0ncd5qp4 CastBox:  https://castbox.fm/channel/The-Jacked-Up-Review-Show-Podcast-id2591222 Discord:  https://discord.com/channels/796154005914779678/796154006358851586