Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions

Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.  According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.   That's not 40%.  That's 13%.  People rely on tips.Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?