Crotch Stories

In this episode of Boomers on the Edge, Kenn and Ron dive headfirst into one of the most awkward—and hilarious—subjects known to mankind: the crotch. Because let’s face it… some of the funniest disasters in life seem to happen right there.Ron kicks things off with the story of a poor guy who drops a hot cup of coffee straight into his lap and immediately performs what can only be described as the “scalded crotch shuffle” across the room. It’s the kind of dance nobody wants to do—but everyone in the room remembers forever.He also flashes back to the 1980s, when a senior salesperson tries to help a young Ron impress a customer by proudly telling them he’d love to help with their “jewels.” Of course, he meant their most valuable projects… but the customer wasn’t entirely convinced and looked like he might bolt before anyone got too close.Kenn piles on with the story of a coworker whose well-meaning mother washed his underwear along with some fiberglass-lined drapes. The result? A full day of mystery itching, panic, and a man who could not stop grabbing his crotch while trying to figure out what the heck was happening.The buds once again prove that the 1980s workplace was a goldmine of ridiculous, unscripted comedy—especially when things went terribly wrong below the belt.Another unapologetically funny episode from Boomers on the Edge.Adult humor.Boomer's rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mailhttps://[email protected]