Cruz Control

Brittney Griner came home, Britney Spears went off on a drive thru worker, Ted Cruz's teen daughter became national news and Molls and Tiffany talk about Christmas shopping. SEND US YOUR HOLIDAY STORIES JOIN THE PATREON FOR BONUSES AND MORE GRAB SOME MERCH' LINKS Briney says Fuck you to a Jack In The Box Employee Britney posts a tribute to Jamie Lynn on her own birthday A theory about why her Instagram isn’t so fishy /\ Medics are called to Ted Cruz’s house for a teen girl with self-inflicted wounds People on Twitter presume that Cruz’s daughter hurt herself because she’s bisexual People post this borderline copypasta over and over: “A 14 year old female child that lives in Texas came out last year as bisexual. Tonight she attempted suicide. This is what the hateful laws against the LGBTQ+ do to children. This child is Ted Cruz’s daughter.” Caroline Cruz makes a statement on her TikTok Caroline makes a follow up video Motherly article Hospital’s statement JPtheRealtor makes an ugly video about Brittney’s release Aunt Karen talks to JP the Realtor on the phone Veteran Amanda Cerevantes has thoughts Viktor Bout’s first interview on Russian state media Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Woman cuts her child’s hair off as a punishment for not doing homework & posts it on TikTok Stitch plus original footage The mom responds Strange Kevin Returns Let’s address everything video Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices