Crying Over A Hairy Vagina

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I've Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I'm Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let's Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I'm Cranking Because I'm Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested - Transforms Into Banshee In Cop Car 00:21:19:21.21 Crying Over Hairy A Vagina 00:23:21:19.15 Drunk Dudes Go Gay 00:26:00:10.39 A Pro R4p3 Rally On Campus? 00:30:58:02.49 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:00:03.28 Shot At The Jack In The Box Over Curly Fries 00:39:19:21.59 Ohio Children WANT To Be Abducted 00:44:46:05.09 Why You Should Slide Your Penis In The Hole Of Weight Plates 00:49:04:06.34 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow