Crypto Trading Hamster

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a crypto trading hamster gets some publicity. Then, developers make some lofty claims about the new Amazon robot and our NASA expert Billy educates us about the human blood bricks to be utilized on Mars. Finally, a man dates 35 different women and tells them each he has a different birthday in order to collect gifts.Read all of this week's stories:All Hail Mr. Goxx, the Crypto Trading Hamster Who's Killing ItAmazon Astro is ‘terrible’ and will ‘throw itself down’ stairs, developers reportedly claimHuman blood bricks to be 'exploited' by scientists for building on MarsBoyfriend who dated 35 women charged with fraud