Cubs Holding On Despite Shit Luck

Four games over .500 and just two games back in the division is not a bad place to be, but the #Cubs could easily be 17-5 if Adbert Alzolay hadn't blown FOUR saves in this young season. The wrong kind of history is being made on the Southside as the #WhiteSox set new standards for ineptitude. Maybe a little booing from #Tigers fans is all Javy Báez needed to begin to get back to his former dynamic self. Despite a slow start, the #SFGiants find themselves in the race for an unexpectedly mediocre NL West. Between a trio of no-hitters, a mammoth brawl, and some half-baked numeric coincidences for Cody Bellinger, it was a big weekend for This Day in Major League A*Holes History. ASSTHETICS: Mixed reviews for the # Mets' new Nike City Connect uniforms.