Cucumber Fork & Olympic Horniness

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Trenton unveils his giant piece of art (it may or may not be straight), we debate which Olympic sport produces the most “talented” athletes, and somehow end up discussing armpit hair, streaming greed, and whether curlers have day jobs.We spiral into:The 2028 LA Olympics and pole vault fantasiesWhy every streaming service is robbing usThe economics of the Boner ClubUnderarm hair discourse (it gets heated)A traumatic camping memoryAnd two brand new songs: “We Met in the Middle” and the Broadway disasterpiece “Stuck Up In There”Plus: cucumber fork. You’ll understand when you get there.Join the Boner Club. Add the songs to your playlist. And for the love of God, don’t lose the fork.Official website: http://www.2dumbforthis.comListen to our music on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7n4N6ll83ahYL640u2qdHx?si=apWFF1TwSamJElUERYoh_Q

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