Cucumber Magic & Ear Spiders | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 198

William’s back with cucumber cures, Tennessee swag, wrestlers Beef & Herzog, spider-in-ear scares, and biscuits vs. McMuffins — it’s The William Montgomery Show! 🎯 Join our Patreon as a Mercenary, Child Soldier, or Bounty Hunter. Watch out for the mole! Plus, learn when you can watch LIVE → /thewilliammontgomeryshow ★ Watch new episodes every Wednesday at 8:30 PM CT on YouTube. Follow & Support: 📷 Instagram: /william.f.montgomery1 🥃 Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/williammontgomery 👕 Merch: https://william-montgomery-town.creator-spring.com/ 📧 Email: [email protected] ☎️ Voicemail: 1 (737) 471-1098 ★★★ 🎙️ Listen Everywhere: ♦ Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... ♦ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6SJj2pP... Catch William on Kill Tony every Monday at The Comedy Mothership in Austin & on YouTube: @KillTony 🎨 Cover art by Ryan J. Ebelt → https://ryanjebelt.com 🎙 Recorded at Record ATX, Austin TX. 📬 Send mail: P.O. Box 40316, Austin, TX 78704 Produced by William Montgomery. Memphis-born stand-up now based in Austin, William is the longest-serving Kill Tony regular, mentored by Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban. He’s opened for Joe Rogan and performed with Whitney Cummings, Tiffany Haddish, Doug Stanhope, Tim Dillon, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Ron White, Shane Gillis, Andrew Santino, Jim Gaffigan, and many more. Known as The Big Red Machine, Vanilla Gorilla, Memphis Madman, and Tennessee Tickler, William co-hosted Brothers in Cursive and Are We Really Brothers, and has appeared on Jeremiah Wonders, Unlicensed Therapy, Dead Air, Shenk, and more. Sponsors: 🥗 HelloFresh — go to HelloFresh.com/WMS10FM & use code WMS10FM for 10 free meals + a free item for life (new subscribers; one per box; discount on first box). 🏈 DraftKings — download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code WMS to get $200 in bonus bets with your first $5 wager, plus $200+ off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube/YouTube TV. In partnership with DraftKings — The Crown Is Yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. NY: 877-8-HOPENY / text HOPENY. CT: 888-789-7777 or ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. 21+ (age/eligibility vary). Fees may apply in IL. Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire in 7 days. See sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos for full terms. NFL Sunday Ticket for new subscribers only; auto-renews unless cancelled. Restrictions apply. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices