Cue the Chaos: Night Patrol — Justin Long’s Vampire Trainwreck

Greg tears into Night Patrol starring Justin Long and CM Punk, breaking down the shaky camerawork, thin story, and unconvincing vampire twist. He explains the plot about a cop who joins a prestigious night patrol only to discover its dark family secrets and a disappointing vampire reveal. Overall verdict: the film is a slog with weak performances and cheesy climaxes. Greg recommends skipping it, invites listener reactions, and signs off promising more chaos next week.