Cult Meeting: Hotdog Based System of Measurement

We're not sure how they do things where you're from stranger, but round these parts we don't need no fancy metric or imperial systems. We only measure in hotdogs. What do we measure you ask. well mostly the girth of a man's genitals. On a very special Cult Meeting the crew talk about toys they always wanted as kids and shows and movies they recently watched. After which it's time for a dramatic fully voice acted Fan Fiction reading that tells the tale of an explicit love affair between Hulk Hogan and John Cena. It is as good as it sounds. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!