Cursing off the Euros, stacking off to old women, and reporting incompetent floormen

Well the 2026 WSOP has come upon us, and everything has picked up right where it left off. I haven't played at the WSOP itself--there are much faster ways to kill yourself. Instead, the European pros are continuing to do what they always do which is take an eternity to fold to a small bet. You can also spit, and hit an incompetent floor person. And lest we forget, always be wary of the random hero call in a massive spot by a recreational.