D.B. & Ted | August 30, 2026 – If There's No Show Next Week, Our Wives Heard This One

D.B. has officially been named White Boy of the Year. Okay, technically it was a T-shirt he found on the Ocean City boardwalk, but that's really just semantics. This week, D.B. & Ted start with some of the questionable wisdom found on boardwalk T-shirts and somehow end up creating what may be the worst Oreo flavor ever conceived. Along the way, D.B. talks about a surprisingly accurate tarot card reading, Ted discovers that literally everything he says technically qualifies as a "Ted Talk," and the guys wonder why Oreo can't simply leave a perfectly good cookie alone. On this episode: D.B.'s prestigious new title: White Boy of the Year. Wisdom from the Ocean City boardwalk. The tarot card reading that freaked D.B. out a little. Why every conversation with Ted is technically a Ted Talk. Classic Ted vs. New Ted. Why Oreo needs to stop messing with perfection. The creation of an Oreo flavor absolutely nobody asked for. Ted finally admits what really happened to a hotel bed on his honeymoon. Teachers finding creative ways to catch students using AI. Why D.B. and Ted sometimes don't remember conversations they've already had. The strange experience of listening to their old podcasts years later. Why wives have probably heard the same stories approximately 700 times. And the guys' brilliant strategy for finding out whether Sherry and Steph actually listen to the show. If there's no D.B. & Ted next Sunday... You'll know what happened. New episodes of D.B. & Ted are released every Sunday. Catch every episode of D.B. & Ted, D.B. & Sherry and The D.B. Nyce Podcast at dbnycepodcast.com.