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EPISODE · Jun 17, 2025 · 51 MIN

Dakota “Guadagnino Girlie” Johnson

from Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Gennifertias (and Tippi), get ready to call your hairdresser ‘cause you’re gonna wanna get bangs after listening to this! Today, we become Materialists who have gotten caught in this ultimate cool girl’s Madame Web. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of limes, a nepo baby gone right, and the originator of the iconic line “Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen” — DAKOTA JOHNSON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time an acupuncturist diagnosed him with peanut butter pulse, while Tim remembers the moment his TikTok dancing career came to a crashing halt. They also talk ‘Oh, Mary’s loss at The Tony’s, Addison Rae’s new album, the most fascinating doc of all time ‘Roar’, and Natalie Portman and John Krasinski’s incestual new Apple movie. They then dare to ask the life-changing questions, “Is ‘The Haunting’ related to ‘The House on Haunted Hill’?, “Is Barnes & Noble still around?”, and “Is Antonio Banderas the sexiest name alive?” So Gay Matts, turn your natural peanut butter upside down, stir it up, and then go on a journey that will leaving you screaming for your Daddio. Oh, and never forget that this house is protected by Vroman. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifertias (and Tippi), get ready to call your hairdresser ‘cause you’re gonna wanna get bangs after listening to this! Today, we become Materialists who have gotten caught in this ultimate cool girl’s Madame Web. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of limes, a nepo baby gone right, and the originator of the iconic line “Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen” — DAKOTA JOHNSON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time an acupuncturist diagnosed him with peanut butter pulse, while Tim remembers the moment his TikTok dancing career came to a crashing halt. They also talk ‘Oh, Mary’s loss at The Tony’s, Addison Rae’s new album, the most fascinating doc of all time ‘Roar’, and Natalie Portman and John Krasinski’s incestual new Apple movie. They then dare to ask the life-changing questions, “Is ‘The Haunting’ related to ‘The House on Haunted Hill’?, “Is Barnes & Noble still around?”, and “Is Antonio Banderas the sexiest name alive?” So Gay Matts, turn your natural peanut butter upside down, stir it up, and then go on a journey that will leaving you screaming for your Daddio. Oh, and never forget that this house is protected by Vroman. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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