Damn Chocobo Ep. 69: Mortal Kombat 1, 2, and 3

NOTE: If you want to skip the "idiots playing and sucking at Mortal Kombat while swearing a lot" section of the show feel free to go to the 1:35:00 time on the show to skip all that and get to the standard format part of the show. Its that time of year again when our boys spend an hour or so playing a classic game really badly and cursing a lot before talking about how great the game really is because they are too drunk to say otherwise. Do you like Mortal Kombat? Hows about MK2? Really? You dig that one too? Hows about MK3? Oh come on! Its not that bad! Seriously though, buckle up as Jake and Rich drink a lot and proceed to play the first 3 Mortal Kombat games. How terrible are they at these games? Is Sub Zero the best? How much does Jake hate Johnny Cage? Is Baraka really the worst? (Spoilers - he totally is) Which version of Smoke is the best? Does Jax need metal arms to be awesome? How much is the computer a cheap ass piece of shit? And most importantly - which one of the boys is better in at the game??? All this and our individual "Top 10 Best Stuff We Enjoyed in 2017" countdown on the latest year end celebration we call Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Chocobooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Music for this episode - First music break: Techno Syndrome 20 Years of Kombat Remix by OtakuDee Second Music break: Mortal Kombat Theme Remix by Qumu Music Show end music break: Techno Syndrome by the Immortals